Mantis

A juicy blunt at 1/3 its original size. The size between a 'clip' and a 'roach'.

Pass that mantis, bro.

by Quad 4s February 11, 2009

Praying Mantis

Alternative spelling of Preying Mantis

Describes the physical position of someone who is gurned up to their tits.

Put your arms straight out in front of yourself, then bend your elbows so that your foreams are at a right angle to your upper arms, and parrallel to your body. Fully extend your fingers, then bend your wrists down, to form a sort of 'M' shape with your forearms and hands.

When accompanied by rolling eyes, a swinging underbitten jaw, and low-soft groaning noises, can be highly amusing.

"... I gathered that all you guys were pilled-up, 'cos when I came in last night, the front room looked like a praying mantis farm ..."

by Plush Terry August 5, 2004

Mantis

This word describes the act of fingering a woman in both holes using two fingers on each hand while motioning like a preying mantis

My wife likes when I give her a mantis. She says it feels amazing.

by NillaSkoop February 6, 2017

the silent mantis

A charming and sodium-filled young fellow, he is a resident of teh pavilion and ate 39 ramen in 10 weeks.

the silent mantis just received the most severe pooting of his life from the preminator.

by Sideshow Bob and Frenchy McMakeout April 13, 2004

maniniser

A girl who has one partner after the next; another term for slut; a female equivalent of a womaniser.

That girl tried to hit on my ex boyfriend the other day, she is such a maniniser

by gjkerhjfhnasdf February 4, 2010

Mantis Chop

A fast moving, flat handed, finger stab, from the bent elbo position. A Mantis chop is usually deployed to the chest, but under extreme circumstances it is ideal to Mantis Chop the neck. When Mantis Chopping it is common for the striking Mantis to yell "Mantis Chop" with high pitch emphasis on the word "Mantis."

"If Elliot eats the last slice of pizza I swear I'm gonna Mantis Chop his neck."

"Ashley! God Damn it! Quite Mantis Chopping me!"

by AshLee BernWell September 20, 2016

Mantis

The queen of insects

"Mantis regina insectorum"
The animal most similar to a human being, able to fascinate with the look, but above all to cut off the head of those who are unpleasant to her. But the mantis never abandons her style, and she always brings with her fascinating colors and an elegant bearing.

Are you looking for a mantis?

Mantises are capable of turning their heads and looking over their shoulders

by Thundermantis November 21, 2021