old maid

a woman who has passed the age at which women typically marry (for the first time) and/or have children without doing either (derogatory term; "maid" is short for "maiden" meaning "virgin", and stems from the former presumption that a woman who had neither married nor had children was a virgin)

My mother had an old maid aunt who lived with my mother's parents.

by N'Awlins Contrarian March 31, 2010

iron maiden

A fucking good Metal band

The best Iron Maiden song is 'No prayer for the dying' (according to me).

by Jimbo Watson Junior May 11, 2003

old maid

when a woman never gets married.

she will die an old maid

by cece818 September 28, 2005

Maidenless

The status of having 0 bitches
like you

Me: yo that dude is Maidenless
Friend: yeah what a looser

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

iron maiden

The greatest band of all time. Fantastic muscisians and songwriters. In the 6 months I have been listening to them I have bouth all of their cd's except for The X Facter and Virtual XI.

Some of their best songs are: Hallowed be they Name, Run to the Hills, The Trooper, Bring your Daughter to the slaughter, Fear of the Dark, and many more.

by Pudgypenquin March 21, 2005

Fair maiden

Unmarried girl who is very pleasing to the eye. Nowadays mostly used in a humorous context.

Ay! Let's go bone some fair maidens!

by sirhCity February 16, 2015

iron maiden

Best band ever. Enough said.

Best song is Trooper, everyone should listen to this song.

by Jamie January 8, 2004