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mailbox joint

Term used to describe a joint rolled by sticking two different brands of rolling papers to make one multi-colored joint.
The first named example of a mailbox joint was rolled with one RAW organic 1 1/4 rolling paper and a JOB 1.25.
Last night was insane, I matched with my uncle and his stingy ass made sure to weigh the bud to the milligram. He was tweaking so hard that we had to roll up a mailbox joint using one of each of our papers because he quote "didn't want to waste all the RAWs"
by def_brandon November 5, 2020
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Baltimore Mailbox

During sexual intercourse right around the time of peak stimulation for the female partner. The male proceeds to insert a pre-written note inside of her vagina. Later, the female can pull it out and read what her partner has written.
Aaron: Did you finally tell that thot that you loved her?

Bill: Yeah man, I wrote it on a note and hit her with the Baltimore Mailbox!
by Slick silly October 14, 2020
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Black mailbox

A group of one skinny black male, and 4 fat black men, and one average white male, naked together . As the skinny black man stands upright with a boner the 4 heavy men put their dicks in the shape of a square right next to the skinny black man and form together, the white male sticks his sick through the box of dicks to represent mail.
I never want to be in a black mailbox. That shit weird.
by Slurpdatgrahmcracka666 June 28, 2017
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shitty mailbox

A gay man's dick's favorite place in the whole world.
I'm going to dick him in his shitty mailbox if you know what I mean.
by I_dont_know_why_im_here December 9, 2017
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Nebraskan Mailbox

When your dick skin gets stuck in a girls braces as if slamming a mailbox door on your testicles.
That bitch Ta'Shika gave me a Nebraskan Mailbox, that shit hurt like fuck!
by The Butt Muffin June 13, 2016
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Junk mailbox

A system that emails use to divert annoying ad-spam/hide incredibly important emails, and then lie about having the latter.
Goddamn Junk mailbox made me miss the meeting I was emailed about.
by ithinkiamnewhere November 7, 2012
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extension-mailbox

An 4-foot-high L-or-T-shaped bracket of timber with a mailbox mounted at the "upper" end; you temporarily clamp it to your existing mailbox so that the "auxiliary" mailbox extends out over the piled-up snowbank; with this simple/inexpensive set-up, the mail-carrier can still reach your box from his vehicle, but the huge blades on the D.O.T.'s snowplows will simply pass underneath the box, allowing the trucks' drivers' to just plow right on through without worrying about damaging your box.
Constructing and installing an extension-mailbox assembly is simple 'n' easy, costs very little (all you need are two or three large C-clamps, an ordinary plastic/metal mailbox, a couple 2X4s, and a little hardware to cobble it all together; these ordinary/everday items can often be obtained for free or next-to-nothing if you "go scrounging" at da nearest metal-scrapyard and/or are good buddies wif da local junk-dealer), and eliminates mailbox-plowing costs and/or tons (literally!) of snow-shoveling. Why glumly shell out twenty or thirty bucks after each and every blizzard to have someone drive out to your home and plow away the snow from your curbside, just so that you can receive a few pieces of junk mail each week???
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
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