Machine Gun Kelly

that one guy that got kicked out of rap by Eminem and instead made punk rock music pretending, that's he an emo kid at 31 years old,

he also has admitted that he's a pedophile
the only thing he has going for him is that he's dating a washed-up actress (Megan Fox) that's getting 7% of the popularity she used to get

MGK's cucks: Machine Gun Kelly is the greatest rapper of all time, defeated slim shady himself, his own idol, and is totally not a pedophile
normal people: lol no

Machine Gun Kelly by faxlord November 14, 2022

Machine Gun Kelly

When a woman farts sitting down, but it comes up and out the pussy lips

I was on lunch break and let loose a Machine Gun Kelly loose and everyone head it

Machine Gun Kelly by Urban dic daddy March 20, 2023

Machine Gun Kelly

The cutest angel on earth💗

He's Machine Gun Kelly...

Machine Gun Kelly by cometstarzxx August 28, 2023

Machine Gun Kelly

A successful multi-genre music artist that people are too blinded by blind hate to witness his success and talent

Machine Gun Kelly sold out another concert this weekend

Machine Gun Kelly by Ford Femboy August 12, 2024

Machine Gun Kickwave 

A high-intensity kick drum technique in music production, characterized by rapid-fire, staccato-style kicks with minimal spacing—often only one-note gaps between each hit. It deliberately avoids long-held kicks on the downbeat (beat 1), instead favoring tight, percussive bursts that mimic the rhythm of a machine gun. This creates an aggressive, relentless energy that amps up tension and movement in a track, especially in diss tracks, hyperpop, experimental rap, and electronic subgenres.

The Machine Gun Kickwave was coined by artist and producer Some Rando on YouTube (handle: @SomeRandoOfficial)in 2025 to describe a unique kick structure where no singular kick dominates the measure, and rhythmic space is weaponized like artillery fire. Think of it as a sonic barrage—it doesn’t give the listener time to breathe, only to bob their head harder.

Often paired with sharp hi-hats, glitchy basslines, or distorted vocals for maximum impact, this pattern turns drums into a lead instrument. It’s not just rhythm—it’s attack mode.

Bro didn’t even drop a hook—just came in with a Machine Gun Kickwave and obliterated the beat like it owed him money.

Machine Gun Kickwave by SomeRandoOfficial April 18, 2025

Machine Gun Kellied

A sexual act similar to the Rusty Trombone, but with the person who is eating ass while giving the reach around violently getting his ass plowed at the same time.

"My Grindr date brought a friend, and I totally Machine Gun Kellied the fuck out of them. Totally fucked my back up and I swallowed some corn too!"

Machine Gun Kellied by BenEvolutioN April 9, 2026

The Machine Gun 

Based off of an inside joke from a video MiniLadd posted.

By refering to "The Machine Gun", they are referring to a Youtube adult streamer who sold her socks for coins to buy a "Machine Gun" which is a quick moving sex machine.

Black Card: Word to the wise, never put ______in your vagina.
White Card Placed by 'mininumber1' : The Machine Gun

THE INSIDE JOKE TO RULE ALL!! - Cards Against Humanity- MiniLadd (7:27)

The Machine Gun by JojoNightshade December 31, 2017