Musty bacon

A musty bacon is when you fuck someone with a non showered most likely smelly Dong

Jim: I just gave my girl a Musty bacon last night.
Joe: Dude, KYS.

by Muster Bester January 11, 2016

musty bois

the best friends that the world has ever known. once you go musty you never go back

The Musty Bois couldn't wait for their reunion at the alumni game this fall.

by mustyboisforever August 23, 2017

musty tyler

When you leave your penis inside your foreskin until it smells like kombucha.

Usually takes months to achieve

I went month without showering and gave myself a musty Tyler

by 100Dollar June 21, 2019

Molly musty

a fucking slag

don’t be a molly musty

by Djjddbevdjsiabd April 27, 2019

Musty Aftershave

After a man has freshly shaved his genital area, a woman (usually of older age) goes down on him with a lit cigarette in her mouth.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"

Guy 2: "Not much. Your aunt Rosie gave me a musty aftershave at the motel downtown."

by SOCIALISTdonut June 8, 2017

musty potato

A musty potato is when one sexual partner defecates into the others anus and then proceeds to fuck their anus.

"My gf wants me to musty potato her "

by Brocken-lavalamp July 19, 2016

Musty Mist

cheeks sharts asshole Musty Mist

When your eating cheeks and she sharts in your mouth.
Damn her asshole tasted so good till she gave me a Musty Mist

by Og Fat Ballz January 26, 2020