Moped

It literally means everything

You hair looked like it's moped

by 1cooldude1 August 18, 2025

Mouse on a Moped

The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.

Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"

by Laika 2 April 29, 2015

Moped

A name given to a woman you arent proud you slept with. No one wants to get caught riding a moped

That Moped last night was so busted she could have made a dildo go limp!

by Bo123fo March 11, 2024

Moped

It literally means everything

Your hair looks like it's moped

by 1cooldude1 August 18, 2025

mope

a female mop

that mope is meant to be in the kitchen

by gissy 07 March 30, 2021

to mope

To have sex with someone who you think is ugly .

I want to mope her but she's so ugly.

by moper294748u43tw December 3, 2018

Moped Specialist

Somebody who cuffs a moped. A moped specialist has earned his title because every man knows a moped is high maintenance. Chances are a moped specialist has a very high skill in simping even for a particularly ugly girl. You never know who may be a moped specialist till its too late, its best to cut your losses and let the relationship kill itself. Just like me if I cuffed a moped lmao

ChadJoe - "I cant believe virgin peter cuffed that moped last week, Fuckin greasy." Fagmire - "I wouldnt worry about it, virgin peter is a moped specialist."

by Malachi_Parker2 October 11, 2020