Absolute Monarchy

An endangered governing system.

All power on the king.

Easy to be abdicated.

The King's term ends when he dies or abdicated.

The King's children are his successors.

Used to dominate most of the world's government.

Saudi Arabia is an example of absolute monarchy.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

british monarchy

A select family of rich British people, who technically rule, but have very limited power, especially compared to the Prime Minister and Parliament. Essentially, a famous family with failing health and no power.

My favorite example of the British monarchy is Queen Elizabeth, who nearly achieved immortality.

by Computer-Wielding Dinosaur March 17, 2025

The Air-Monarchian Genocide

The Air-Monarchian Genocide is a slang term derived in reference to the Armenian Genocide, and describes the burning of nike apparel by racially insensitive caucasian americans following Nikes ads featuring Colin Kaepernick in honor of their 30th Anniversary. The genocide refers to the mass produced lower end nike models usually owned by those who are now boycotting the brand.

Dom: Hey Joe, whats wrong?
Joe: (kicks rock) My old racist grandma is taking part in the Air-Monarchian Genocide and I’m afraid shes going to destroy my apparel!
Dom: Don’t worry bro we can just put her in a nursing home

by Peter M. Hampton September 4, 2018

Americans love the monarchy

Do we? I've never heard that! Ever!

Hym "DO Americans love the monarchy? I don't know, I mean, maybe if you had a hot princess or something but nah... Don't give a fuck about a monarch. I find the insinuation that God would choose anyone other than me insulting! My genes are superior and my intellect is unparalleled! But I'll tell you what: If you get yourselves a hot princess... I will marry her and set the world proper. "

by Hym Iam April 21, 2024

menarchy

When women in a confined enviroment start their period at the same time.

In a womans prison menarchy can effect the entire cell block.

Female office workers experience menarchy when their periods happen at the same time.

menstrual menstrual cycle menstruation

by The Alien God May 4, 2010

Menarchial Disease

A disease in which the female body (animal or human) produces tumors. These tumors take approximately one month to develop to appropriate size before releasing from the inner wall and becoming loose in the body. As an automatic self-defense mechanism, the body purposely wounds itself in order to capture and trap said spherical annoyances. In turn, gravity just happens to be its first option to expel these tumors from the body. It’s possible to take medication to prevent these tumors from growing, but it also beleaguers the female immune system. Surgery is included as a secondary option.

Sorry, I have Menarchial Disease so I'm in rehab this week.

by TheCheri July 27, 2010

monachello

Also know as the for b-tec spanian

Mario: Ciao
Jack: shut up you monachello

by Realdog November 1, 2021