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Charles The Child Molester

A high school graduate that was molested. Now he molests other at the age of 35. (WARNING, AVOID HIM AT ALL COST)
Signs charles is in the neighbourhood:
Big white Van
Big white tent
Candy Wrappers on the floor with white dust in them
Big White Food Truck
children disappearing at a alarming rate
when children come back they play "strange" games (sex)
CHARLES THE CHILD MOLESTER IS COMING TO GET YOU CHILDREN! RUUUUUUUUUUN
by Mr. Gary Trollmer February 17, 2013
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child molester

2. (n.) a plain white, pocketless t-shirt, sometimes clean but most of the time stained by mustard, katsup or other condiments, worn by child molesters around the world. possibly realted to the wife beater, the child molester is also worn by all races and sizes of men.
"Thier whole crew was sportin child molesters...must be a gang thing."
by Na$ty Nate & Jr. June 24, 2005
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by localpriest October 25, 2019
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Bike Molester

BMX riders...they do crazy ass stunts on their bikes and it looks like they're killing the damn thing.
Fruitbooter: Yo woodpusher, get the hell out the way.
Woodpusher: Naw dude tell the fkn bike molester to quit cuttin me off!
Bike Molester: This is fkn wicked!!
Fruitbooter: Get the fck out the way, you fkn bike molester!!!
by tom--> e August 28, 2007
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Mud Baby Molester

A peron who has anal intercourse with someone else.
A male homosexual - someone who is likely to come into 'close' contact with a Mud Baby is therefore a Mud Baby Molester.
by Peter van Dyk March 5, 2008
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Mooner molester

When your mooning someone, and he sticks his dick in your ass.
Shit! We tried to moon Larry and he hit us with the mooner molester! Fuck man!!!
by El ritardo June 25, 2018
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dirty molester

A Dirty molester is one of those average molesters with dirty qualities. Typically into sexual harassment. Guys they just want some love.
Barbra : Wow David, I never knew you had an uncle with such audacity

David: yes indeed, he is a dirty molester!
by Crustyhand November 15, 2019
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