by Asstroman April 08, 2016
by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017
Some middle age man that looks like Vin Diesel and has mould on his head that looked like it came from cheese.
by arun kulasekaran March 24, 2017
The Moldy Donut is a sex position in which you have to engage in missionary because that bitches asshole is stinky af.
Person 1: "Damn bru I finally got with that Latina last night"
Person 2: "Oh shit fr how did yall freak"
Person 1: "We had to do it in Moldy Donut cause she had some dingleberries hanging on for dear life ykwim"
Person 2: "Oh shit fr how did yall freak"
Person 1: "We had to do it in Moldy Donut cause she had some dingleberries hanging on for dear life ykwim"
by Craigs ankle moniter March 28, 2024
Joe Biden’s new nickname. Because he is an ugly old fart. An old piece of crap and his presidency will be shite.
by WorseThanHitler November 27, 2020
After 1 month of spitting in her coconut oil, putting moldy clam dip in her lotions, rubbing used tampons oh sic her backpack, putting her toothbrush places where the sun doesn’t shine, and so much more, I can finally say goodbye Jamaican Barbie.
by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK March 11, 2019
When a woman doesn’t wash her pubic region for a few days, to the point of an unsavory smell and oily pubes ( slightly wet feeling). Then finds a man to go down on her. When he goes down, and gets close enough to notice she’s unclean, the woman grabs him by the back of the head and shoves his face in her pubes while grinding his nose in them, back-and-forth. Getting it all over his face.
“You know why you don’t bang girls you bring home from the GYM!?”
“No… why?”
“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”
“No… why?”
“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”
by ECV:Showtime aka “ Stache Hat” December 22, 2023