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"Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.
by J.R. J. December 29, 2003
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MILF

Moms I'd Like to Fund

This is the new definition of MILF. It comes from a crypto project on binance smart chain that is focused on charity. A tax is applied on every trade to Fund charities helping Moms and women around the world. Go to milf.finance to learn more about it
I am going to buy some MILF today ! I am going to be a MILFionnaire and also Fund some Moms in the process !
by clemh June 1, 2021
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Ultra MILF

The bestest of the best MILFs around. Not just a MILF, but the highest quality MILF.
"Jason my man! Your mum's an Ultra MILF. You must be well proud."
by Lord Ass June 28, 2005
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Milf Cheater

A milf with a husband that wants your penis and tries to get it in every way

These MILFs can have the hottest sex with you, due to the scandalous nature of it all.
1. I was getting a handjob from an amazing MILF, when she stopped to pull out her cellphone. She was talking to her husband about picking up the kids! If only I could resist the Milf Cheaters. Her pussy was too good.

2. Darren's mom totally wants me. Every time i'm around, she bends over and wears a revealing outfit that showcases her rack. Milf Cheaters are the best.
by DildoWithArms June 19, 2011
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Milf's gone bad

A mother that you'd like to fuck, that was once hot; but now she doesn't look so good
After seeing Britney Spears with her head shaven,I think the milf's gone bad.
by Charles Reardon April 22, 2007
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Grand MILF

Another word for: "Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck".

It has a second definition, this is a "Grand" MILF, similar to "Grand Canyon". A GILF is above a MILF in the hierarchy, if she is still beautiful by traditional standards. She is the high priestess in a sea of MILFs.
She's not just a MILF, she's a Grand MILF.

If you're a milf and your kid has a kid, you are now a Grand MILF, regardless of daughter's age.

I hooked up with my friend's Grand MILF once.
by The Continental June 16, 2008
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Tiger Milf

A hot Asian mom who takes care of herself and is really fit, trim, focused, disciplined and just crazy hot as a result.
(At the grocery store, gym, daycare, etc:) Damn I wouldn't mind finding me some Tiger Milf..
by solis1 February 28, 2011
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