migraine

A physical manifestation of the unacceptable reality of human existence. The common catalyst being a confrontation between bullshit and a keen mind.

Examples

I turned on the T.V. - people were on it. Got a migraine.

I turned on the computer, surfed the net - people use these things too. Got a migraine.

I walked out my front door and the sheer volume of falsities and half truths escaping the lips of everyone I encountered helped to bring the onset of a migraine.

I read the Tao and took an Advil - migraine went away. Whoever invented Ibuprofen is God and consequently exempt from being judged an unworthy human being. Lao Tzu, go F yourself.

by someonesafan80 April 24, 2011

migraine

the intense throbbing and painful sensation a man gets when his girlfriend won't shut the hell up about getting married.

but you promised that we would get married soon!

bitch, shut up, you are giving me a migraine.

by ashley juergens July 12, 2010

migation

Any group of gay men flocking together, usually going from one bar to another

It was difficult to penetrate the migation leaving Roscoes and headed to Cocktail.

by Deanimal and Oca November 25, 2007

The Great Mygration

A widespread social networking event during the late 2000's where nearly everyone but a few indie bands (who have since Mygrated as well) dumped everyone's favorite site Myspace for shiny new ones, like Facebook, Twitter Tumblr, etc. -- ones that forced users to put on their big boy pants and use their actual names and pictures instead of unsearchable poopsmears.

Reasons for the Mygration were manifold, and although there was a time when many people had both (Myspace and other SN sites), backers of each in the younger crowd would trash-talk the others as vehemently as their keyboards and playground insults could allow. Fortunately, Facebook (among other sites) was aimed at an older demographic than Myspace, and as there was an actual higher age gate to get a page in the first place, many found they could tune out the middle-schoolers by simply leaving them behind. And as more and more people committed to the switchover, Myspace became emptier and emptier, leaving it the shell of its former self that it is today.

Bob: Hey Mary, I tried for hours, but I just can't find your Myspace.

Mary: What?? It's easy dawg, I'm "xxxLiL'BiZzY gOt$ 2 $WaGgGxxx". (profile pic is a 20-pixel jpeg of someone else's car from a Google image search)

Bob: "...Oh, ok." (searches profile, finds chaotic, seizure-inducing monstrosity with mismatched fonts, cringe-worthy layouts, and links to other such terrible pages).

Bob: "Fuck it, I'm going to Facebook." (thus begins The Great Mygration)

by D Mo Drummer July 18, 2014

Midcation

a vacation usually taken in the middle of a work or school week/year/semester by a rich douche to take a break from work, also a great procrastination method and way to brag to people

Douchebag: Yeah I took a midcation to Puerto Rico and New Zealand last week. No real biggy, but Im so stressed out right now with all the make up work. I'm thinking about taking another one tomorrow to Hawaii, or should i go to France?
Listener:...you do realize you missed the midterm and the 40 page essay,right?
Douchebag: maybe i need to extend it my stay..

by elephantroll November 21, 2011

Migrainatory

Descriptive classification of migraine level headaches, as compared to non-migraine headaches.

I thought this headache was bad yesterday, but today it's moving into MIGRAINATORY.

by witchybitch October 18, 2014

Myration

To stare at one with lustful intent.

When they laughed he looked at her with myration in his eyes.

by Couberry March 25, 2020