masturbaterial

Material that is suitable to be masturbated to, masturbated with or masturbated on.

Example-
"Dude did you see that new Kate Moss photo?"
"Is is masturbaterial?"
"Every photo of Kate Moss is masturbaterial."

by Brenanna February 1, 2014

maskurbating

Wearing a mask for protection when you're completely alone (self-gratification).

Everywhere I go these days I see people maskurbating in their cars.

by Bill Guindon June 13, 2020

Masturbaterade

Combination of Viagra, an energy drink, and a sports drink to help sustain performance during intense masturbation by giving the user an extreme erection, plenty of energy and the perfect amount of hydration. Stamina will increase and it will be possible to masturbate for hours.

My wife left me home for the weekend so I picked up some masturbaterade to use on Saturday night.

by Chubs McGahee July 4, 2012

macsturbator

An individual that uses Macintosh products to bring sexual and emotional pleasure to themselves.

He is such a Macsturbator, that in his Machorniness last night he couldn't even finish watching The Keynote without Macpleasuring himself and Macspooging all over his MacLap.

by Brown Jew July 31, 2007

Maskurbate

When a man inserts his penis into the mouth part of a mask to imitate a female performing fellatio.

Feeling alone and desperate, Mike found his old Phantom of the Opera costume and decided to maskurbate.

by StealsyourstereO January 2, 2006

Masturbatoreum

coined by the great r/oman Horvaticus, a term referring to an individual's sanctuary of self-pleasure

"Then I made cereal and retired to my masturbatoreum"--Horvaticus

by Buryedpleasure November 29, 2012

Maskturbator

Someone who is driven to enforce masks and mask politics.

She was maskturbating all over the place again.

I saw her on Facebook again complaining about masks. What a maskturbator.

by kariusvega December 14, 2020