Lying Ass Hoe 

GWEN.

ABBY; WOW SHES A LYING ASS HOE
CHLOE; WHO?! ILL SLAP A HOE
ME; GWEN!!!!

Lying Ass Hoe by WEsPiLlThEtEa July 18, 2019

lying about your rage 

Concealing the truth about your long, hellish commute so as to fit in with those who have short drives to work, and who rarely experience the road rage that you encounter on a daily basis.

Gloater: I get to work in about 15 minutes. What about you?

Long Commuter: Umm, about the same.

Gloater: Why are you lying about your rage?

Long Commuter: I'm not.

Gloater: You're in Sylmar! Do you chopper to work?

Long Commuter: Okay, asshole! It takes me an hour and a half! Are you happy now, you dick bag?!

lying about your rage by Herb, Ian, Dick, Shawn, Harry August 28, 2011

Lying Momoh 

A boy that lies a lot. Normally say things like, "I get all the ladies," or, "I have a big dick," or,"I'm smart." He does this for personal gain even though everyone can see through him.

"Hey ladies, want to see my big dick?"
"No thank, you Lying Momoh

Lying Momoh by True Defs. September 22, 2016

lying friend 

A lying hoe named courtney who doesn't tell her friend something that is important but will tell a girl she JUST MET TWO MONTHS AGO EVERYTHING HMMM WHATS THAT SMELL LIKE OH YA A LYING FRIEND #fuckyoucourtney #burn #in #hell #urmeantome

Friend: i just need to tell you i like chicken
you: wow when did u know
friend: like 3 months ago, tiffany and tina already know tho
you: so i'm last
friend: yes
you: YOU LYING FRIEND EAT MY SHIT

lying friend by THEONEWHOLIED March 10, 2017

lying about sex 

When you brag about having sex to people but it never happened

do you remember when Trippin got caught lying about sex the other day?

lying about sex by Jimmyalbert09 August 30, 2017

Lying Legend 

Someone who lies about being some kind of a legend but it's based on only stories they made up & fictional facts they created in their own imagination.

Your so fake your a lying legend!

Lying Legend by 0808NAX May 8, 2018

Lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho

A lying man who can't see his dick because his belly sticks out further than his dick do and constantly masturbates and lies about it instead of being with his woman....WRONGLYTWISTED#

Guy: " I did not beat off"

Girl: " You're a lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho!"

Lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho by Justice League Kat December 9, 2019