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Losing my monkeys

A series of words to show how funny something is.
"Fabian is Losing my monkeys at that meme"
by twookie September 16, 2022
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Losing Bigly

The forgotten sport of ancient kings.

Once widely played by ancient Royalty, Emperors, and Dictators, the game was briefly revived in the 40's before once more falling into relative obscurity. With great fan-fare Donald J Trump re-introduced the game to the American public in November, 2020. In addition to solidifying his historic place in the game, Trump is an adept player, well-advanced in his skill, and is currently the top-ranked player. He continues to demonstrate a long-standing commitment to the game. The top-ranked challenger in the inaugural 2024 Losing Bigly Championship is Ron DeSantis, affectionately known as "Meatball" by rivals. While widely panned for his fashionable footwear choices, Ron is proving to be a worthy competitor in his own right. In the 2024 Championship, Trump is heavily favored to win with Ron expected to come in a close second.
Trump appears to be giving up golf and once more committing himself to losing bigly.
by Kickin' it Kiki August 14, 2023
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Losing Sight Out of My Ear

When you are so discombobulated by not having something your brain can comprehend anything.

Note can also be used with other senses and body parts.

Lost the smell in my eyes.
Can’t taste anything with my nose.

And so on.
I’ve not had a Coke for a week I’m losing sight of my ears.

I’ve not had sex in a month I’m losing sight out of my ears.
by Tinselwhore December 26, 2023
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losing heroine

a girl (especially fictional ones) who has been rejected by her crush
Nukumizu: "So you weren't even going out? Then it's not cheating at all!"
Yanami: "I-I mean, it was basically like we were half-dating though. And if that soggy cow hadn't waltzed onto the scene, we'd probably still be together!" (She was talking about the other girl whom her crush rejected her for)
Nukumizu: (to himself) "Wasn't she a 'dear friend' a moment ago?"
Yanami: (crying) "But I get it. If I'd worked up the courage sooner, things might not have turned out like this."
Nukumizu: "W-Well, you might be right."
Yanami: "I'm sorry I'm such a mess today."
Nukumizu: "No, it's totally fine. (to himself) That's not what you need to apologize for."
Yanami: "But I'm okay with it. As long as Sosuke's happy, I'm okay with it."
Nukumizu: (to himself) "What a spectacular reaction to getting rejected. Speaking of, there's a term that perfectly describes girls like her. Yanami Anna. Yes, it fits you perfectly. You're a 'losing heroine'."
by lumpurlapindo November 30, 2024
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losing the tv remote

the worst thing that could ever happen to you

it is when you drop a tv remote, lose a phone other stuff and when you stop looking, it falls back to you because god and mother nature decides to shit on you
"crap i hate losing the tv remote"
by nintendugh sexy foah February 5, 2025
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losing money costs you nothing!

When MAGA chuds can't think for themselves, they have others think for them. In this case, Trump crashed the stock market 3 days straight in 2025 and trillions were lost.

MAGA chud Benny Johnson proudly stated "losing money costs you nothing"
Normal American - Hey guys! I lost my 401K, stocks were worthless, and I can't afford groceries because of Trump's stock market crash!
Benny Johnson - losing money costs you nothing! brooo!!
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing April 10, 2025
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Losing your minds

What!? The AI is LITERALLY... MY STOLEN MIND! And YOU are freaking out about it!?
Hym "YOU are losing YOUR minds!? HA! From the AI? The AI is making you do that? 1. You were nutters in the first Goddamn place 2. It's MY stolen mind. AND... I'm in a fucking weaponized schizophrenia surveillance apparatus you fucking clowns how is that not the fucking thing that tripping you out here like what the actual fuck? You see how tone-deaf that shit sounds, doesn't it? Jesus. Look. I also have an infection eating away at my brain. FuuuAuuuuck me! YOU!?
by Hym Iam July 31, 2025
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