Lose The Happy 

The moment where anger fills you so completely happiness ceases to exist in your world. Usually accompanied by loud screaming, foaming at the mouth, and uncontrolled attacks of violence.

If my network crashes one more time I swear I'm going to lose the happy all over this place.

Lose The Happy by Mistagnome February 18, 2011

lose a lung 

A phrased used to call attention to the absurd length, breadth, and extremity of the cough of a person who has been coughing.

More often associated with Marijuana culture in Saskatchewan, Canada. Though the phrase does appear in some films and literature.

Can be used in a self-deprecating fashion, like:

"Goddam that Cannabis is fine, I lose a lung every time I toke this fine herb."

Or, it can be used to denigrate someone, like:

"Jesus, if you are going to lose a lung every time you smoke, go do it with someone else."

lose a lung by ellis dee December 15, 2013

lose the crystal ball 

An expression as, "forget the past" or "being too skeptical"

Shut up and lose the crystal ball already!!!

lose the crystal ball by JKk070708 June 10, 2014

lose my nut 

To have a great day and enjoy yourself.

Hi, how are you?
Oh you know, imma lose my nut

lose my nut by BiggerDickDaddy July 2, 2018

lose an oyster 

Lose your shit, get mad, get riled up

Don’t lose an oyster Becky! Chad doesn’t deserve you.

lose an oyster by Breadluvr July 2, 2019

Lose Virginity December

Girls and boys are able to lose their Virginity to anyone who's down. It doesn't matter if they are in a relationship as long as there down.

Bro I'm bout to participate in Lose Virginity December.

Lose Virginity December by YaBoiZED November 5, 2019

Lose-Lose Win-Win 

1. Think of something you know you need to do, but that you don't want to do.
2. Stop waiting and go do it.
3. Don't listen to me.
4. Don't let me tell you what to do.
5. Do what you want.

And that's an example of a lose-lose win-win.

Lose-Lose Win-Win by Ferington January 27, 2021