Pigeon looking for bread

Someone who begs for attention and they’re always doing the most.

“Yo Sam have you have you met Mike yet?”

“Yeah he’s a pigeon looking for bread”

by Taeeee February 22, 2023

i can type without looking at the keyboard

The first thing that comes to your mind while trying to type without looking at google.

*looks up and starts typing aggressively* "i can type without looking at the keyboard"

by Mama's Mia November 22, 2019

Why am I awake at 3AM looking at Urban Dictionary?

Dude, Why are you here? Go to bed. If you have reached this point, abandon all hope.

Why am I awake at 3AM looking at Urban Dictionary?

by B R R R R R R R April 25, 2022

Stop looking at me

A phrase of pure paranoia. Usually said when you look at someone because you thought that they were looking at you (out of paranoia) and the non-looker says "Stop looking at me" (out of paranoia) who was probably actually looking at you all along making sure that no one looked at them (out of paranoia). A person saying "Stop looking at me" is almost always fibbing, and usually wants you to look at them more. I mean, if they were not looking at you then how could they know that you were looking at them, right?

Girl 999: Stop looking at me!
Boy 1: Bitch, I look where I please.

Guy 1: *better make sure Guy 2 is not looking at me*
-=guy one looks at guy two=-
Guy 2: Stop looking at me.

by The Man That Never Was January 9, 2011

looking glass

Mirror or reflective medium

Reflected reality in a looking glass is not unlike virtual reality in cyber space.

by Hercolena Oliver March 23, 2009

Good looking women online

Nonexistent.

See: unicorn

1. s3xy n e good lookin women??

by Lasalas February 10, 2003

Looking London, Talking Tokyo

Suffering from the medical condition of Strabismus ie. Squint-eyed, Cross-eyed, or most evocative of all Cock-eyed.

His peripheral vision must be fantastic - he's Looking London, Talking Tokyo!

by Wordoc December 2, 2013