Cheaters Loophole

Adultry is only acceptable in the conditions that a person sleeps with someone who is infact more attractive than their current partner

Man 1: "Hey man did you cheat on your girlfriend? That's terrible!"
Man 2: Yes but it was with someone who falls within the cheaters loophole"
Man 1 "well in that case it's perfectly reasonable have a nice day"

by ThiccAssEater69420 July 15, 2019

lophie

the best couple to ever exist

“have you every heard of lophie?”

“yes omg! they are my favourite couple and i ship them so much!”

by lophieshipper101 April 25, 2019

lolphemism

Any word that is composed of acronyms dealing with laughter, that sounds like a real word. For example, roflcopter, loller skates, and lmaonayse

"Lmaonayse is my favorite lolphemism"

"lolkay"

by Greatxander February 25, 2008

lophee

A subdued, feeble state of hyphee.

The crowd got lophee as the competitor reached twosies in an intense game of jacks.

by Nin10Joe January 5, 2006

Lomp

When a individual without consent begins to eat another individual usually from the hair to the feet. It is important to note there is no chewing occurring. It is done by gumming and moving your body forwards while their's is stationary.(It is hard to do if they run)

#1: Dang, did you hear about what happened to Humphrey?
#2: Nah i didn't
#1: He got lomped on by Tess

by Dont Neg ME October 2, 2018

Lymphobia

After googling, legit fear of lymph cancer because one of your lymph nodes hurts due to something not serious like the common cold or an upper respiratory infection.

Jane is suffering from lymphobia because one of her lymph nodes is swollen due to an upper respiratory infection.

by JBFlower January 13, 2019

Lophi

Lophi, aka Loffiiii, aka Lofi hip hop radio beats to study/relax to, is a full-time Twitch streamer.

He likes to play a lot of video games - A LOT! He usually spends his time playing Hentai Climber on Steam, but recently he has started grinding microwave simulator, which is a free browser game.

Lophi is known for ditching women (hes a fucking chad) to play microwave simulator on stream. His response to this is "Who the fuck needs a relationship LOL". Lophi has received a lot of criticism for this statement. HOWEVER, as long as he has his microwave (his microwave is from 2006 so it's soon legal), so you could say that his statement makes 100% sense.

Did you see Lophi, the guy with the epic microwave?

by KRISTOFFA June 9, 2020