Pearl Lexus

A highly attractive married middle aged soccer mom who is often seen flirting with teenage clerks at the local supermarket. The Pearl Lexus usually comes from a wealthy family, has a successful husband and lives in an upscale suburb or enclave of large cities. She can most commonly be found driving a pearl colored Asian crossover or SUV. While the Pearl Lexus is harmless, her overbearing sense of entitlement and self grandeur can be insufferable at times. She often has no moral compass and only lives to cheat on her often doting husband but studies have showed that only 63% of Pearl Lexuses cheat on their spouses.

Dude! Did you see Sandra Bullock in that college football movie!? She’s a TOTAL Pearl Lexus.

by Mega Hemroids May 8, 2020

white lexus

daddy´s pimped out ride, that a bf uses to drive around his little kitten !!

cant wait to drive kitten around discord HQ in the white lexus !!

by aminsgirlfriendasf October 6, 2020

Brown Lexus

A slang term referring to the anus or poop-related matters, often used to describe something unpleasant or unattractive in a humorous or exaggerated manner. It is considered the "ugly rival" to the more glamorous "Pink Cadillac” symbolizing something far less desirable, both in appearance and association. A brown Lexus is typically used to describe situations, actions, or things that are dirty, unpleasant, or unrefined.

Example 1: "Man, I had the worst experience at that restaurant. I ended up with a brown Lexus situation after that meal."

Example 2: “My Girl wants a ride to this place via the Hershey Highway and I told her to leave the pink Cadillac at home and take a ride on the Brown Lexus”

by EMD F59PHI January 13, 2025

kiss a boy that drives a lexus day

hey ladies !! october 23 is national kiss a boy that drives a lexus day ;))) go out there and do your thing :p

girl: omg it’s national kiss a boy that drives a lexus day!

friend: you should kiss a kevin nguyen :0

by animeluvr69 October 22, 2019