The best comedian in the history of the world. He yells alot, is Jewish, hate candy corn, and apperently like IHOP, has seen the end of the world which is in Texas.
"I had no thoughts this winter, well just one...FUCK IT'S COLD! or ITS COLD AS FUCK! actually I thought of giving up comedy...and becoming a bear...Uh oh, its cold out, time to sleep, this blows...then comes spring, Fuck, time to wake up.
If we did have this non existent tax payers money, we should build a giant wall...in Canada...cause that is where all the could air comes from.
Every Halloween, I go to a party, and there on the table...is a bowl of candy corn...and like an alheimers patient I go up, and go, hmmm....corn that tastes like candy...excellent...*eats* SON OF A BITCH!
If we did have this non existent tax payers money, we should build a giant wall...in Canada...cause that is where all the could air comes from.
Every Halloween, I go to a party, and there on the table...is a bowl of candy corn...and like an alheimers patient I go up, and go, hmmm....corn that tastes like candy...excellent...*eats* SON OF A BITCH!
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Total LOSER. Someone with no skills, morals, backbone, or beliefs. Completely incapable of dealing with life and ends up miserable. Lies a lot and usually believes their own fantasy.
Total LOSER. Someone with no skills, morals, backbone, or beliefs. Completely incapable of dealing with life and ends up miserable. Lies a lot and usually believes their own fantasy.
Don't believe him, you know better, he's such a lewzur!
Imagine how great he could be if he wasn't such a lewzur.
Imagine how great he could be if he wasn't such a lewzur.
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Also is the man that got robbed of the ballon d'or
Also is the man that got robbed of the ballon d'or
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He is the Producer/Visual designer for the creations of "Macklemore AND RYAN LEWIS" (almost all of the Macklemore music videos and songs from works such as The Heist and The VS EP can be collaboratively attributed to this guy). Straight from Seattle, WA, also notable for his photography, graphic design, etc.
He is the Producer/Visual designer for the creations of "Macklemore AND RYAN LEWIS" (almost all of the Macklemore music videos and songs from works such as The Heist and The VS EP can be collaboratively attributed to this guy). Straight from Seattle, WA, also notable for his photography, graphic design, etc.
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