Leaving an Orphan

Usually performed by defecating in someones toilet other than your own. Then you carefully leave the bathroom and look for somewhere else to wipe. The next person in the bathroom is stunned to see the "orphans" in the toilet. May also be tastefully displayed by first lining the toilet water with carefully folded toilet paper, thereby ensuring your orphans won't drown.

After the golf game I poached in Dr. Hook's bathroom and left an orphan for him.

by Pete North February 3, 2005

Lemmings on the Run

A song by E-rotic, often considered the best ever created.

Right before I ejaculate I always think "We roll like lemmings on the run"

by E-rotic January 22, 2006

learing

v. 1. To stare at the breasts or ass of a woman without their knowledge.

Dude, stop learing at my moms tits.

by MisterSTX May 28, 2013

Lemming

1) A small, short-tailed rodent which lives in the tundra. It is said that large groups of these animals come together every so often to jump off of a cliff. On the contrary, they fall off quite by accident. It is also said that Disney filmed them doing this by moving them to unfamiliar territory.

2) Quite possibly one of the coolest animals ever.

1) Did you see the Disney lemming documentary? I wonder if the rumours are true...

2) Lemmings rock! They're my favourite animal!

by Psychic Jack September 12, 2003

lemming

A lemming refers to a purchase/wished-for-item which results from reading an enthusiastic post about a new fabulous product. Overcome by compulsion, readers follow like lemmings diving off a cliff.

Originally coined in the alt.fashion newsgroup in the late 90s, the term has permeated numerous beauty boards/forums/sites.

May be used as a noun or verb. May apply to the buyer but more commonly to the item of desire.

A flemming is a fledgeling lemming.

What makeup items are on your current lemming list?

I am totally lemming the entire upcoming MAC collection!

by Vogue.au forum lemming-enabler March 31, 2005

Leafing

Using foliage to enhance sexual pleasure, rubbing a leaf on the end of one's penis after ejaculation. Also Leafing can be used as an alternative for tissue paper, using leaves as a genital mop.

Rob; 'what did you get upto last night?'
Chris; 'Not much, just a bit of leafing with me ole bit of skirt'

by i'moutatoiletpaypa June 15, 2011

Tesco Value Lemmings

The Tesco Value Lemming is the natural evolution of the ordinary lemming, sped up by the effect of nuclear radiation from Tesco's main power source. The Tesco Value Lemming is blue and white, and leaps off doorsteps and low shelves.

Occasionally more daring ones can be bred which will jump off fences, windowsills or use tiny bikes to leap over pits of spikes or flames. They are generally taken as the alpha males of the group, or "shop floor", until the mis-judge a jump and plummet to their death in the frozen foods section.

"I was going to buy a hamster today, but I found two Tesco Value Lemmings for only 99p!"

by Dave Beaste April 26, 2006