A place where every family buys there child a Jeep as soon as they turn 16.. the moms all go to book clubs together to gossip about their children, who’s dating who, and sports. If you don’t spin the beach in your free time then you really aren’t from manch. Summers revolve around the singing beach and people spending time on yatchs.
by Manchhhhh1234 March 21, 2019
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They have the best girl friends ever! see above.
They have the best girl friends ever! see above.
by free hugs. December 20, 2010
Get the Lancaster boys grammar mug.A football team with fans from all over England except Manchester. There manager is one of the most dispicable people ever to make it on TV and due to there large glory hunting fan base take up valuable time on sky sports with storys that aren't even news. Most of there supporters have'nt got a clue about football and go to watch one game a year if they are committed coming up with typical glory hunter excuses for supporting them like my grandad once went on holiday to manchester. They are everything that is wrong with football today from all the money being at the top of the game, to overpaid young men who have lost touch with reality, to brainless supporters who wonder why the goalkeeper is wearing a different kit to everyone else. There stadium sucks it might be big but its ugly and soulless with fans who only sing when they are winning and even then its just a few of them. they should be demoted to league 2 for the blatant favouritism referees give them then see how many make the long trips from Essex, Warwickshire and South east Asia to watch them play.
Football fan: How many Manchester United games have you been to this year
Manu fan: None but I did go to one in 1998 its a long way from Stratford
Football fan: Why do you support them then?
Manu fan: My Auntie went on a day trip to Salford in the 70s, did you hear on Sky Sports that the players are not going to be complacent this year
Football fan: Yes i was watching to see if there was any real football news about transfers and results but instead i was subjected to that big Scottish tomato face rambling on again I wish that tramp who battered him had finished him off.
Manu fan: None but I did go to one in 1998 its a long way from Stratford
Football fan: Why do you support them then?
Manu fan: My Auntie went on a day trip to Salford in the 70s, did you hear on Sky Sports that the players are not going to be complacent this year
Football fan: Yes i was watching to see if there was any real football news about transfers and results but instead i was subjected to that big Scottish tomato face rambling on again I wish that tramp who battered him had finished him off.
by Wazza 1986 October 3, 2008
Get the Manchester United mug.A pathetic small-ass "town." the almost non-existant population is 3,280, sadly it is the second largest in the county after Berlin. Activities there include: walking, smoking pot, drinking, jogging, running, skinny dipping, and walking. The town doesn't even have a high school. Instead, all the teens go to a regional high school along with teens from Dalton, Carroll, Jefferson, and Whitefield. Even with 5 towns going there, only 500 kids attend the school, the back "vo-ag" hallway is really only used for ski practice and doing drugs. The only movie theatre in the town has one screen and gets movies about 3 months after they originally come out. Most of....actually 99.9% of the population are total hicks, and wear steel-toe boots and carharts to school.
by jonesgirl July 8, 2009
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I hear that girl Charlotte once gave a guy a Manchester Blowjob so badly once that she fractured his pelvis. Dude needs a wheelchair to get around now
by JohnstJohn July 16, 2010
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'Hi, can i mooch off you please? I can't speak so have cleverly written this on some cardboard with a shit biro' in Manchester
by Manchestor July 9, 2009
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Thank God, Wigan Athletic proved them that money can't buy class or desire to win. 500000000000000€ only to lose the FA Cup to Wigan and the Premier League to Utd. Well done, you sheikhs.
Thank God, Wigan Athletic proved them that money can't buy class or desire to win. 500000000000000€ only to lose the FA Cup to Wigan and the Premier League to Utd. Well done, you sheikhs.
Typical football scene in the 90's:
"Manchester City lost again, mate."
"And only lost 2-0. That's good for their standards."
"Manchester City lost again, mate."
"And only lost 2-0. That's good for their standards."
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