e-laid

A term that I coined for the act of a male player of a MMORPG helping a seemingly female player in some way solely because of her gender. This is referred to as "trying to get e-laid" because the male is doing it solely because the person in need of help appears to be of the opposite gender, hence it is sexual in nature, but still taking place on the internet. The geeky male does it because he holds some small hope that it could develop into an e-lationship.

Ironically, most of the female characters in question turn out to also be males IRL, and this is often revealed after a lengthy period of cyberstalking.

Dude, just admit it: you only gave her some money cause you're trying to get e-laid.

by Bloodloss September 19, 2004

Lardapuss

A word used to describe some one who deserves nothing be to be constantly reminded of their excessive weight

Yo, our social teacher is such a lardapuss

by Senior bruh May 2, 2019

paid and laid

The act of receiving monetary compensation for a good or service within the same time span of engaging in sexual activity.

David: dude, i totally got my paycheck from Coldstone today.

Spencer: sick, I got paid by Kams today and pounded Gayle. That's what I call paid and laid.

by Trynasasaurs Rex July 6, 2010

laid back

another word for lazy

D: heyy im soo laid back
B: yeah thats just you being lazy...

by Young Reezie February 2, 2010

And I'm ready to get laid

To express or question one's self-confidence or excitement.

1.
"Are you ready for the test?"
"And I'm ready to get laid"
2.
"I feel great!"
"Are you ready to get laid?"

by LittleWonder October 26, 2011

lardbanger

One who has sex with a fat person.

Yeah my friend fucked that chick with four chins, what a lardbanger.

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

air hair lair

The phonetic spelling of "Oh, hello" when spoken in a posh British accent.

Charles: Air hair lair, Geoffrey!
Geoffrey, Air hair lair, Charles. Nice to see you!

by Bloopy December 31, 2011