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hook and ladder

The act of inserting one's finger (maximum of two) into a vaginal or anal opening, before cramming as much fist or forearm in as the cavity will accept.
I thought she was going slow, but then Kelsey hook and laddered me and now I'm crazy sore.
by Carpe_Panton June 13, 2015
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junaid-bin-laden

The most sexiest person alive. When you see him you will wank all over him until you start jizzing out blood. The only relative from the direct lineage of Osama still alive.
WOW, she’s such a Junaid-bin-laden
by SEXY-BIN-LADEN November 23, 2018
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Dirty Landen

When you snort coke off of an outdoor store owners penis and walk back across the street to your club with a tarp to have copious amounts of unprotected sex with Miranda... all while helping your bros clean ducks and scout.
It’s dirty Landen time! Que up the fuckin AC/DC we are headed back to camp.
by TheGhostOfTomWaits March 5, 2019
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Landenberger

The act of pretending to be a quasi famous professional athlete with the intent to seduce a member of the opposite sex to engage in sexual favors including but not limited to the blumpkin.
Mike pulled a Landenberger last night while wearing his Kevin Youkilis jersey at the Big Easy.
by funnyburga May 23, 2006
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Ladder Faggots

Word commonly used by Crackbone, mainly a ladder that can be used to reach a roof where you will be stuck on
Im on your roof, i climbed up them Ladder Faggots
by Hall and oats September 4, 2010
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osama bin laden

osama bin laden is the worlds most evil scum.
he planned the 9/11 attacks- he doesn't deserve life, he killed thousands of people because.....i dont actually think there was any reason (apart from he's an evil terrorist psychopath)

i'll find him- mutilate him-beat him-stab him to near death- put him in a room with no air- then burn him.
Osama bin laden(hiding in a dustbin): hi

the rest of the world (holding many weapons, and evil glints in their eyes): why heeeeelllo
by osamaiwillkillyou September 7, 2006
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ladder theory

Theory of adult male/female interaction, detailed at intellectualwhores.com. States that men and women can never be friends unless the man is gay, is sober and finds the woman repulsive, or has another woman much higher on his ladder.
Trying to ladder-jump is extremely risky and should not be attempted by the faint of heart.

Ladder Theory defines the Kiss of Death: "I just want to be friends."
by mutante May 27, 2006
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