Amish lobotomy

When a person fellates their partner in a horse and buggy, especially when “brain” is involved. See: brain

Ethel gave me an Amish lobotomy on our way to the Lancaster county wicker festival.

by SniffClam December 26, 2023

Amish lobotomy

When you receive a blow job specifically including “brain” in a horse drawn buggy or carriage

Helga gave me an Amish lobotomy on our way to the Lancaster county pig competition.

by SniffClam December 27, 2023

sex lobotomy

Having your insides pulled out while having intercourse

My doctor gave me a sex lobotomy

by Aphrodiate January 9, 2024

influencer lobotomy

The idea that influencers, especially on Tik Tok, are very out of touch with what's going on in the world.

Influencer: I don't know what's going on in the world right now, but if you support it, then unfollow me
Comment section: bruh this is so "influencer lobotomy" coded

by Mel Pinecone April 24, 2024

louisville lobotomy

To bash someone's head in with a baseball bat.

I'd love to give that chomo a Louisville Lobotomy.

by Golden Hawk April 30, 2024

Bacterial Lobotomy

Exactly what this is, by the way...

A worthless fucking retard "The creator of AI said my religion was an incest cult and that my kids are shit and a word I don't like so we gave him the Ole' Bacterial Lobotomy. He should have to be like me! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME!"

Hym "Woah buddy! Hey... Nobody should have to be like you... You're a fucking retard... And your kids ARE shit... And what is your religion if not a system of beliefs that revolves around incest and quasi-incest? I'll actually die of the bacterial infection before my IQ gets as low as yours... So I won't ever have to do it. I won't ever be like you... Cus I'm not shit..."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

Projectile Lobotomy

Another term for a Headshot.

The bullet (projectile) causes catastrophic brain damage (i.e. what a lobotomy is) on its pass through the skull.

spotter: "see that guy on the roof? with the launcher? smoke em."
sniper: "projectile lobotomy coming right up."

by Sheepybeepy September 14, 2025