motion lotion

Lubricating liquid or gel that helps out the act of plundering one or more sexual orifaces, such as Vasiline, K-Y jelly, butter or motor oil.

Conceited woman (while having sex): "Aren't I tight?"
Conceited man: "No, just full. Get out the motion lotion."

by PeeBee February 1, 2004

Motion lotion

CB slang for gasoline or diesel fuel.

Breaker breaker one-niner, this is the White Cobra, I'm stoppin' at The Big A for some motion lotion, over.

by swat1975 August 23, 2009

Kleenex & Lotion

Everything a man needs to get by.

"Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion."

by j1138 July 8, 2009

throat lotion

With you're cock past her tonsil's, throat lotion is the coating of nut that you provide her sore throat with. Cums in all different flavors.

Clorrissa: oh boy, did I have a sore throat last night.

Melissa: How did you get past that so quickly?

Clorrissa: With some throat lotion from Mike. That protein. really tasted like Gunch may I add.

Melissa: Dang! I have only received face babies from Mike. They tickle!

by lick the bag bitch August 23, 2016

it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hoes again

that creepy thing buffalo bill would say in the movie the silence of the lambs when he wanted those girls to rub lotion on them selves

guy 1: hey phil it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hoes again.
phil: dude stop you know buffalo bill killed my mom

by hitmanjones21 June 26, 2008

skeet lotion

the act of male semen hitting the face of the person giving head.

Bonquisha got a face full of skeet lotion after she blew my dong

by F. Jizzle and ZaKizzle November 10, 2007

Bro Lotion

N: lotion, usually freshly used for fapping, that is spread from one friend to another via high five.
V: the act of spreading bro lotion to another person.

N: I totally got some bro lotion on my hand today. My friends are sickos
V: Dude I totally bro lotioned my friend today!

by PatJamma November 4, 2012