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Llama

The cutest animal ever that is very similar to an alpaca
I fangirled when I saw a llama, no jokes
by AmazingLlamaisnotonfire August 2, 2015
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llama

This is the sly way to say pussy without being crude or using proper term such vagina. It is taken because the shape of an actual llama's mouth is similar to one of a female southern lips. In addition, they both spit.

Coming from the song: "Don't Wanna Trust a Llama" REMIX by Chynaman feat. Savage

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Let me pet your llama!

You know her llama has been around the block, no... the neighborhood, no... the community! lol

Ooo I wouldn't hit that cause everyone knows she has a dirty llama
by Chynaman June 20, 2009
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Mike the Llama

Nullsoft (makers of Winamp) mascot, a real llama (not a llama).
Winamp... It really whips the llama's ass!” (Winamp's motto)
by Darxide December 30, 2004
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Llama gob

Whilst giving a female friend some mouth-to-south you collect as much "gob" from the deepest depths of your chest as passoble and with as much force as can be applied spit the "gob" in the direction of the cervix.
I Llama gobbed your sister last night and lost my retainer.
by Manboobs September 13, 2007
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Ungrateful Llama

A sexual act where a man ejaculates into their lover's mouth, and has it spit back upon them.
It was good, until s/he pulled an ungrateful llama on me.
by Cal Aggie Marching Band-Uh! January 3, 2008
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Drama Llama

Someone who completely lives of and thrives off of drama, yet claims to have an extreme dislike for it.
"That girl is such a drama llama, she never grew up after high school"
by tankgirl69 January 15, 2010
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Dick Sucking Llama

A Level 30 dick sucking goat, known to inhabit the lands of a texas "safari"
Awesome! My dick sucking goat just evolved into a dick sucking llama
by TallTaleHero September 26, 2010
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