Three lights of death

When the three lights on your X-box 360 all light up it signifies that your fucked. Your 360 is all fucked up.

Guy 1:I got the X-box 360 and when I put in a game I got the three lights of death.My X-box isnt under warranty anymore either.
Guy 2: That sucks. I guess you'll just have to pull another 400$ out of your ass to feed into the evil capitalist empire we call Microsoft.
Guy 1: Guess so...

by Peter Townsend September 7, 2006

stop the lights

Dublin 80s slang for "you're kidding", from a quiz show compered by Bunny Carr on RTE

"So I told Michelle Rocca to stop bothering me all the time"
"Stop the lights!"

by scobie_son April 19, 2008

traffic lights

a rare phenomena in which a woman has produced all 3 colours of a traffic light in her toilet. can only occur if she has her period, her pee is yellow, and for some reason she had one of those green shits.

girl: oh man! i dropped my glasses in the toilet the other day and it was after i filled it with everything a girl could possibly fill it with!

guy: oh, you mean had traffic lights?

girl: what?!?! where did you get that word?

by steg0saur September 29, 2008

party lights

The blindingly bright blue lights and red lights strobed by cops to overwhelmingly signify their presence and intimidate others; a highly visible, attention-getting representation of authoritye. Respect it (as Officer/Deputy Cartman would demand).

Not to be confused with black light, disco lights, candle light, or Coor's Light. The police are the only ones enjoying this kind of PARTY in their own power mad, sadistic, or Barney Fife way. You can witness for yourself the giddy celebration following a full-out domination and capture event on many episodes of the 'reality' TV cop shows.

"PARTY LIGHTS are evil tools that scream out: "Trouble !!" -- quite possibly for you, if it appears the PARTY is coming your way."

RAY: "I see PARTY LIGHTS up ahead; better slow down to the speed limit."
JAY: "Well, I see 'em in my rearview, too. I think we must be invited to the PARTY."
RAY: "Watchagunadu?"

by Chilato (no hate) Hellamongo is Love October 20, 2006

Lexus lights

Rear lights for a car which incorporate separate coloured lenses for each lamp (e.g. tail, indicator, stop) with the rest of the cluster given a mirrored finish. First used by Lexus on the IS200 model and since copied by Mazda on most of its cars and chavs on low-rent vehicles such as Saxos and Corsas. Probably the fastest way to ruin a perfectly good supermini.

Lexus have wisely dropped this style of light from their new IS250.

Man, I gotta get me some of those Lexus lights for my chavmobile.

by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007

Traffic Lights

A game played between two people as a way of exploring intimate things.

Green - Good, great, comfortable with it
Yellow - This is okay, feeling a little out of my comfort zone
Red - I don’t like this, can we stop?

Person 1: I touch you first, you say a colour and then you touch me. We can stop at anytime. It’s called traffic lights. Okay?

Person 2: Okay.

by Random person 7474 April 8, 2021

Rise up lights

What an American says when desiring to speak in an Australian accent. Sounds like "Razer blades."

Guy 1: Have you ever wanted to speak in an Australian accent?
Guy 2: Dude yes!
Guy 1: Just say "rise up lights" and you'll be saying "razor blades" in an Australian accent!
Guy 2: Wow dude you're right!

by themistercray August 30, 2013