A lemon is a simple, condescending and demeaning way to insult somebody who deserves it. A person who is referred to as a “lemon”, is simply a useless human, wasting oxygen.
by James.E.123456789 May 16, 2019
A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.
(long joke ensues)
“YEAH BUT HIS LAPTOP ISNT EVEN ON”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHAHAHA... this was a lemon, guys.”
“YEAH BUT HIS LAPTOP ISNT EVEN ON”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHAHAHA... this was a lemon, guys.”
by XxHarvzBackxX December 21, 2021
A consumer good (usually automobile or electronic) that is often secondhand and riddled with problems.
I've heard the iPhone XS was a reliable device, but I got a fucking lemon and my apps crash whenever I'm on PornHub.
by guyfawkes1105 March 19, 2019
Sour egg laid by a citrus duck that lives in the pond by the park and will defend its offspring at all costs so don't mess it. you remember what happened to rick...
by real proffeser June 14, 2019
by Chris-Chan July 30, 2015
Yellow citrus fruit, and apparently a dude named Life always wants to give them to you. Apparently you should make lemonade if that happens.
I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life! Take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
by Dropped My Idiot October 04, 2019