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Manternity Leave

When a man takes maternity leave from work to be with his newborn and wife.
Jack is off on manternity leave. His wife just had a baby.
by justshill May 14, 2009
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Don't leave me flaccid

1. A request made to continue pleasuring a man's genitalia.
2. To stop in the middle of a story
1. I haven't cum yet! Come on, don't leave me flaccid!
2. And then.... what!? You can't stop like that, don't leave me flaccid!!!
by MasonLeButton July 22, 2017
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Graternity Leave

When grandparents take time off of work for a new grandbaby. This could be for the visiting the new parents, babysitting the older child(ren) while new baby is being born, helping the parents with the new baby......

There's maternity leave, paternity leave and now we have graternity leave.
Dear Boss ~ I will be taking 3 days graternity leave to help with the new grandbaby.
by LNG November 9, 2011
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Just leave me alone, I know what I am doing

A phase used to express extreme anguish and anger caused due to disturbed state of mind because of constant nabbing from a person in power. Commonly used to shut up a person who is continuously giving order to do something while you are doing it.
Mark: Kimi, so you have to break before the speed breaker
Kimi: Just leave me alone, I know what I am doing
by TheBlownDiffuser June 28, 2021
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shore leave

When sailors return to shore and usually spend their time doing things they can't do back on ship, such as getting drunk and sleeping with women. This term is also used in many sci-fi stories where space travel is presented.
"How are you feeling commander?"

"Feels like the morning after shore leave."
by sharkboi January 18, 2010
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I think its time for you gentlemen to leave

A polite, but stern way to ask an unwanted guest or patron to leave the premises immediately! If not it might get taken outside.
I think its time for you gentlemen to leave. We were just havin some fun. (nod head and motion to get them out of the bar)
by captain poopypants November 15, 2004
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leave a shit

Makes a lot more sense than take a shit.

Think about it.
I will think about that while I go leave a shit.
by Loafsterrr October 27, 2006
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