dog kittens

kittens from dogs;
see also, cat puppies

person: my dog had puppies!!
me: dog kittens!!

by zrrrrrr March 6, 2008

puppies fucking kittens

1. When a situation or a statement made by a friend makes no sense at all. 2. When your at a loss for words

Dave: Yo man, this morning around 3 i fell into a wormhole, lost the rabbit i was saving in my backpocket for later, got my leg cut from the switch blade that gangbanger shot out of his elephant trunk blowgun, and ate cold pizza.

Tony: Puppies fucking kittens man

Dave: What part don't you understand dumbass?

by tkettle June 29, 2010

kittens

poker chips for demons
or food for those hungryer ones...sick
usually very cute
small offspring of a cat
often reffered to as"evil with a cute face"

"i bet 22 kittens and raise you 5"
kitten pizza
awe kittens!
look its a kitten
omfg its a kitten..how cute run for your LIFE!!!!!!

by misssmartypantslolpants January 29, 2009

having kittens

v. To be excited or surprised
by an event.
v. To physically give birth to a litter of kittens.

Troy, you got the new heated condoms? I'm simply having kittens!

Aww, the mother cat is simply having kittens!

by Prima B. Goode July 4, 2004

maniacal as a box full of kittens

Term that pretty much speaks for itself; someone who is mellow and not very wild at all, especially when it comes to sex.

I dumped my girlfriend today...let's face it, in bed she was about as maniacal as a box full of kittens.

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

meow meow kittens

A code expression meaning the want of someones babies in a humerous cute way. (In 'cat language')

'Meow meow kittens!' -girl
'...I'm honoured!'-boy

'God, I totally meow meow /his/ kittens!'

by Maddyx December 6, 2006

Fluffy Kittens!

An exclamation uttered by the listener in a conversation to indicate he is bored shitless

A: "..and then did a 5 mile bike ride followed by a three mile run and finished off..."
B:" Look! Fluffy kittens!"

by Grim60 May 6, 2012