kitseh

An alternate, fancier, more elite form of "kitty".

Teh kitseh was spinning out of control on the ceiling fan.

by aleksei May 18, 2006

martin freeman is kittens

Martin Freeman is a British actor. Most people know him from things such as John Watson in BBC Sherlock, Tim Canterbury in The Office and a few other things.
Kittens are cute, Martin is cute, therefore Martin Freeman is kittens.

Person One: "I've got loads of pictures of Martin Freeman~"
Person Two: "Oh my god, I love Martin Freeman, he's kittens!"

So Martin Freeman is kittens.

by gottagetmyjam April 25, 2011

Kitter

Another word to describe a cat. Sometimes is substituted for Kitter, Kitter John Jitter, and in rare cases, Skitter.

"Hey, i like your kitter."
"Groose, your skitter stinks."

by iblilt September 3, 2012

Kittens

Little puffballs that somehow ended up on this goddamned planet but have the power to make you instantly love them. Those who don't have committed a monstrous sin/crime and will be shoved aside by society unless they love puppies or learn to love kittens.
Cheers guys ❤

Girl: OH MY GOD! ITS A KITTEN!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH
OMG OMG OMG I LOOOOVE IT!
Girl 2: AAAAAAAAAAAH YASSSSSSS !
Dude: (Also squeals) I love kittens too!

by Ashthekitten May 1, 2019

hungry kitten

The act of delicately licking spaff from one's cupped palm, usually following a surreptitious wank.

EG - I had a sneaky wank under the covers watching the missus get dressed. I didn't have anywhere to get rid of my spunk, so i drank it like a hungry kitten.

I had a sneaky wank under the covers watching the missus get dressed. I had to come into my hand, but didn't have anywhere to put the spunk, so lapped it up like a hungry kitten.

by roombigdick1 April 13, 2014

Kettering

When two people are arguing the same side of a point but continue arguing.

You guys are just kettering, shut up so I can get some sleep.

by laszlomann September 30, 2015

sea kittens

What some animal rights activists use instead of the word "fish"

Sea kittens taste better than land kittens.

by Freigeist May 16, 2010