Fly as a Kite

When you are trying out a new style and you are looking sexy as hell.

Damn! That guy is rocking an ombre shirt with a pocket square. He is looking as fly as a kite!

by Pen15Pump April 23, 2015

Kipper Kite

RAF Slang
Coastal Command Aircraft which convoyed
fishing fleets in the North and Irish Seas.

"He's out on a kipper kite run today"

by Gari August 26, 2005

kite runner

1) A book by Kahled Hosseini about a man who confronts his past.
2) A verb meaning totally owned or dominated, refers to the rape scene where Hassan gets raped while Amir watches.
3) A verbal threat of violence

1) "The Kite Runners a good book but I found it to be rather Predictable"
2) "Oh man this kid just Kite Runnered me in Halo."
3) "If you don't shut up I'm Gonna go Kite Runner on your ass!"

by Lucitanas August 9, 2007

Kite Runner

1. -Noun- A novel by the Afghan author Khaled Hosseini, now a film directed by Marc Forster based on the book of the same name.

2. -Verb- To ass rape

See also kr

1. Watching Kite Runner was highly disturbing. It made me squirm in my seat.

2. Hassan got kite runnered by Assef

by k-pow!!! October 12, 2008

The Butter Kite

This is an act where the male (or the dominant sexual partner) proves his dominance. To accomplish this the inferior partner must collect the semen in his hand during sex, you do this by pulling out at the last moment. You then cup your hands like an umbrella over the glans before ejaculation and collect it all. Then the dominant partner stretches his scrotum out, making it kite like in shape, and the inferior partner spreads the semen out on the scrotum.
Then the dominant party drags his scrotum over his partners face, and thus the rite is complete, and he has proven his dominace.

"Your sister didn't want to acknowledge me as the dominant one in our relationship, so I gave her The Butter Kite. Guess who's in charge now!"

by Norwegian Woodpecker March 25, 2010

cuntstable kites

A kite shop in bedfordshire

I went to buy a spar and those cunts at cuntstable kites tried to sell me a kite i allready have.

by Fred Applegate August 2, 2006

Ground Kite

A small dog (chihuahua or similar) being walked by an owner who considers it to be a fashion accessory rather than a pet.

Paris Hilton often accessorizes with her ground kite, Tinkerbell.

by Jon90210 August 16, 2007