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kill me

When you do something embarassing or you don't give a fuck about your life.
Farts while sitting next to crush.

Me: Oh Lord, please kill me!
by DestroyD May 25, 2019
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Kuku kill me

A phrase used to show that a request or command can't be done because of its consequences.
Man A: Give me your phone
Man B: Kuku kill me
by muizthegreat October 18, 2022
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Why Did You Kill Me?

A term used in a Matt Rose video about voice searching where in this case Ratatouille is mistaken for “Why Did You Kill Me?”.
by Illegal, Meaning, Bad. December 27, 2024
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Kill me tonight!

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.
"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"
by Joe_Schmuck September 9, 2018
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Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.
Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'
by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 7, 2021
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kill me👍

by miata real January 3, 2024
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