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Pork Scotch Keys

A huge bunch of keys carried by little fat security guards because it makes them feel important. The only keys actually used are the ones to his house, his mum's house and his silly white van. The 58 others are ones he's found.
Look at that guy's keyring! He must own lots of houses and cars.

Wrong! What we have here is a cretinous security guard. They're only Pork Scotch Keys. He found most of them. Hasn't a bloody clue what they're for.

What a nobhead.
by benny twadge May 24, 2009
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team beta keys

A team on the internet. Mostly teenagers. They take over small things on the internet such as messageboards,online radio stations,etc. They first started taking over a radio station called MMO.
dude:oh no my messageboard is being spammed with things like lawlz,o rly? and pictures of donkeys!!!!
girl:it might be those team beta keys kids...
dude:hmm...
girl:*giggle*
by jenrly? July 17, 2006
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boo boo keys

fish: boo boo keys!
fish 2: snake eyes!
fish 3 : funny muffler!
by nukedropper February 19, 2015
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Alicia Keys

most beautiful soul/ r&b singer, doesn't have to wear a bikini on stage to get fans.from the streets of new york.an upcoming legend who will never be forgotten!!!!
me:ooh she's pretty
girl:can she sing
me:yeah
girl:oh she's an alicia keys?
by SierRa&couTanae September 14, 2003
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Jingly Keys

1. A pleasing visual and acoustic distraction.
2. Therefore, metaphorically, an answer that tries to draw attention away from a difficult probing question, as if jingling some keys, especially when employed by a simple person who assumes that the questioner will be easily distracted.
1. I love the sound of jingly keys.
2. "You said last month that all Muslims should be banned from the US? Then you said you thought a Muslim was one of our finest citizens. Now you're saying the ban was a good idea again. Is this entirely consistent?"

"This is typical of people who hate America. We need strong leadership, Obama should resign."
"Nice try with the jingly keys sir, but I'd like an answer."
by Zamzara June 13, 2016
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kingdom keys

A play on the keys to the kingdom of heaven, but meant to refer to modern lifestyles and privilege.
"I don't like your kingdom keys
They once belonged to me." -Taylor Swift
by Podkayne42 August 29, 2017
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lowest of keys

Involved with low key. To keep something really quite; never talk about it.
On the lowest of keys tho, I think she's a bitch.
by Gswizzle February 12, 2015
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