Kermit Kombat

The Best Muppet Parody where Kermit Dies

Test your might FIGHT! KERMIT KOMBAT

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

Kermit

An abnormally skinny guy who, much like Kermit the Frog, dates fat chicks (like Miss Piggy).

"Check out that kermit with his girlfriend, I bet she crushes him when shes on top."

by Barrt McOckiner January 5, 2010

Kermit Strikes Back

Coming back to strike. Especially to strike Miss Piggy.

Gonzo: Wow, you really 'Kermit Strikes Back'.
Fozzie: Fuck you.

by Kermit Strikes Back April 30, 2005

Kermit

The reincarnation of jebus
"Why are there so many songs about rainbows and whats on the other side." said by Kermit.

Wow Kermit is so good at singing

by 3GG15 July 1, 2018

Kermission

The act of allowing someone to do or say something despite knowing it's probably not in their best interest because"that's none of your business."

As I sat at the table sipping my lipton tea, my buddy asked me if it was okay to use my phone to call his psychotic ex-girlfriend. I briefly thought about telling him it was idiotic, but then handed him my phone and said "Here, you have my kermission." Then I continued drinking my tea without a care in the world.

by sacredwalnut December 1, 2014

keaming

When somebody pulls a face or mocks the other person for being right, having something the other doesn't

Don't pull that face at you're brother! That's keaming

by Stokie15 April 15, 2015

kermit fetish

when one or more people have a fetish for kermit the frog

oh my god! my kermit fetish is getting worse

by gay soleil October 10, 2017