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sierra kusterbeck

Sierra Kusterbeck is the lead singer for the band VersaEmerge. She's eighteen years old and she's from St. Petersburg, FL. She lied about her age to audition for the band after Spencer, the original singer was kicked out of the band. Kusterbeck told Blake and Anthony that she was going to be eighteen soon, but she was only sixteen at the time. She's most notable for her nose piercings and dirty hair.
Sierra Kusterbeck sounds like Hayley Williams!

Don't comparamore her!
by queefistt August 4, 2009
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Sex Kestrel

The RSPB may be complaining about the increasing lack of native British thorna, but they have failed to take into account, as far as I am aware, the uprise in the number of Sex Kestrels roaming the skys and industrial wastelands of the United Kingdom.

The humble Sex Kestrel seeks out its prey in the most immoral and humiliating places, leading, in many cases, to the hunted being thoroughly humiliated with his, or her, trousers down. Often, the prey is engaging in a little domestic rogering, either on their own or as part of a large social gathering, consisting of one laptop computer, Google images, and other industrial strength activities.

The Sex Kestrel swoops with unrivalled accuracy, and with the greatest degree of care, it carries out its lawful acts. Hovering over and around the Rogers, it successfully humiliates them and reveals their antics to the wider population, causing discust within the community, anger within the elderely and erections within the gay bars.

Lest we forget though, the Sex Kestrel is a powerful weapon in the war against rogering. Rogering is a sin, and as such, the perpetrators should be punished using all measures that are deemed nessecary.

All hail the Sex Kestrel!
The Sex Kestrel swooped on the latest informal, but rather damp, group of young Rogers involved in the art of Arse Warbling. May its phychotic vocal ramblings me a measure of awefullness forever and a day.
by Becky Barnett June 11, 2006
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Keter

a class for SCPs, contrary to popular belief, a SCP being Keter dose not mean it is extremely destructive, it means it is hard/impossible to contain

EX: cat who randomly switches places with another cat anywhere on earth would be considered Keter and a button that can destroy the entire universe when it's pressed would not be keter.
"man where so good at escaping prisons we should be classified as keter"
by guy47 September 20, 2020
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Kettering Fairmont High School

Located in Kettering ohio it is the drug haven of the midwest. Want to buy something? ask anyone and they will direct you in the right direction. An eclectic school, with many wanna be gangsters, emo kids and scene bitches, its how fairmont rolls.
by oogaboogabitch February 24, 2009
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kustera

I think you have a case of kustera
by Kustera August 9, 2016
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Kettering internet

1. Slow as all hell.
2. Something that Kettering IT seemingly has no control over.
3. Form of torture subjected on Kettering freshmen to weed out the weak hearted.

Also see 56k.
Kettering internet is slow as all hell. Kettering IT obviously has no clue wtf they are doing. It has gotten so bad that a freshman recently ripped off his own testicles to take his mind off the pain of such slow downloads. I wish I had 56k.
by Kettering Student May 25, 2006
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Kestrel

Its a bird you dumb shit.
Kestrel pwnz u
by Kestrel June 8, 2003
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