Messy Kebab

To perform cunnilingual acts upon a lady friend whilst she is in the midst of a period, thus making your face look like you have just indulged in a drunken saucy meat based fast food dish.

I had no idea she had the painters in until the last minute, so I ended up eating a well messy kebab.

by bezzlersbezzler June 22, 2010

Shish kebab

'Shish kebab' is the most basic of the kebabs, used as a all-round censor for almost any curse word and is just an expression used in mild exasperation.

Shish KEbab! I lost my fucking virginity to some pedo gayass dickbag.

by KEBABboi July 01, 2018

kebab fanny

a vagina that hangs like a half eaten kebab

Niall: I heard Hayley has a kebab fanny

Steve: What's a kebab fanny?

Niall: Her fanny hangs like a half eaten kebab

by SwaggyMcYoloTits September 21, 2013

kebab removal

To ethnicity cleanse Muslims.

I am going to be on one of Trumps kebab removal squads!

by Solthesun March 06, 2016

mud kebab

A name for a penis covered in shit.

1. Man i sure did enjoy eating that mud kebab last night

2. How's your mud kebab going?

by Peter Coombs April 18, 2006

Midnight Kebab

Failing to pull before the pub closes a Doner kebab is purchased on the way home and used as a Vagina substitute on arrival.

Tony : Did you get lucky last night?

Freddie : No I had to nut inside Donna's Midnight Kebab again

by Mills&Boon June 08, 2021

kebab slag

someone who enjoys throwing kebabs at friends faces. they are also pretty whore'ish e.g. goes out without a skirt just pants, but still pretty hot

erica is such a kebab slag

by superdobbo56 May 08, 2010