'Shish kebab' is the most basic of the kebabs, used as a all-round censor for almost any curse word and is just an expression used in mild exasperation.
by KEBABboi July 01, 2018
To perform cunnilingual acts upon a lady friend whilst she is in the midst of a period, thus making your face look like you have just indulged in a drunken saucy meat based fast food dish.
I had no idea she had the painters in until the last minute, so I ended up eating a well messy kebab.
by bezzlersbezzler June 22, 2010
Niall: I heard Hayley has a kebab fanny
Steve: What's a kebab fanny?
Niall: Her fanny hangs like a half eaten kebab
Steve: What's a kebab fanny?
Niall: Her fanny hangs like a half eaten kebab
by SwaggyMcYoloTits September 21, 2013
by Solthesun March 06, 2016
by Peter Coombs April 18, 2006
someone who enjoys throwing kebabs at friends faces. they are also pretty whore'ish e.g. goes out without a skirt just pants, but still pretty hot
by superdobbo56 May 08, 2010
Failing to pull before the pub closes a Doner kebab is purchased on the way home and used as a Vagina substitute on arrival.
by Mills&Boon June 08, 2021