Kayak Fever

Kayak fever is most likely to affect individuals in North America, especially those in Western States, due to the large amount of gnarly white water available. It is typically caught by white males, although it crosses nearly all age, race and sexual boundaries. Symptoms include "geeking out" on guide books, both online and hard copies, as well as websites such as dreamflows awetstate, boof.com etc.. Those who suffer from kayak fever find it hard to concentrate on anything other than smashing through massive waves on their kayaks, catching eddy's boofing gnarl, surfing, stern squirting, bracing etc. Infected individuals often suffer year round symptoms of needing to kayak, regardless what time of day or year it is. These men often perform strange rituals such as "the rain dance" late into the fall, in hopes of bringing life to California's many wonderful creeks. Girlfriends become useless, other than for the occasional lay, and are often abandoned due to the infected individuals need to kayak seven days a week. Work and classes merely become obstacles which must be overcome in order to kayak ever more challenging and exciting rivers. Few things excite the individual more than running a new section of gnarly river.

As of yet, there is no cure for kayak fever

Tristan: "Hey man if we get enough rain the North Fork should be flowing this Wednesday, you down to ditch class + work and hit it."

Mike: "Aww man i told my girlfriend i'd go salsa dancing do you think we"l make it back in time? You know what, I'm just gonna break up with that breezy and screw my classes, lets hit the fucking north fork, and the consumnes this weekend, and the Mccloud, and the Smith, and the Feather, and Upper Putah Creek, I've got fucking KAYAK FEVER MAN."

by King Casual November 10, 2009

Kayao

A men who often gets blue balls and a boner and ejeculate semen when standing next to women.

That guy is kayao.

by Ejeculate semen June 2, 2016

Kayal

Whenever you meet a Kayal, be careful. He is secretly a kayak in disguise obtaining information and sending to his mothership in order to conquer the known galaxy. However they lose interest quickly in whatever they do. This is a warning from the year 4281 where in this reality the Kayak army has taken over the world, I have sent this message through time hoping someone will stop this threat.

Person 01: Hey Kayal, you aren't secretly a kayak in disguise. Are you?
Kayal: *Speaks in wood*
Person 01: Oh okay. That's good to-
*Person 01 gets shot*
Kayal: *Speaks in wood*

by Mashedpotato=IrishGuacamole September 2, 2019

Hayato Kanzaki

The fox of all foxes. Possessor of a slamming body and a cool plasma sword.

Now that's sexful!

by RatchetBoo September 18, 2003

Kaya

Kaya is an extremely diligent and intriguing girl. She's subtlety mysterious, responsible, and grasps everyone attention with the single look in the eye. Everyone knows her and loves her. Yet, she never lets this get to her head. She's modest, but also radiates confidence. She spreads positivity and paints a smile on everyone's face every day. She cares for others and is extremely easy to get along with. Kaya, meaning "wise child, forgiveness, and restful place," perfectly fulfills each and every letter spoken of that.

I want to be friends with kaya

by Anonymous_user_ June 16, 2018

kaizad

A white, big headed bear who does terrific chicken dance.

Bored 1: Lets go watch Austin Powers.
Bored 2: Nah. Lets chase kaizad and make him dance.

by cheesytermite October 16, 2008

Kaya

Kaya, although commonly a girls name, can also be for a guy. This guy may seem quiet or reserved but he's outgoing in his own way. Kaya is good at small talk and his laugh is adorable. He loves dogs and is an Aquarius. Usually tall with short blonde hair. He has a group of friends but he can also easily talk to others. He's not really a "lady's man" but girls if you take a second look at this guy you'll realize that there's more to him than you thought. He's one of the few decent guys left in this world so hold on to him. He is also looking for someone to love as it feels like very few girls acknowledge him and he is happily surprised when a girl does like him.

Kaya is so cute, you just don't see it

by Febbaby November 21, 2017