Mister Krabs

An erudite professor of Berkeley and The Universidad Nacional of Buenos Aires, writer, director, trumpet player, poet, coiffeur and the 72 president of the democratic republic of El Congo. Often confused with Alain Delon.

-The president of El Congo Mister Krabs, decided this mornig that he is going to finally nuke the dictatorial imperium of Canada. In other news a Julio Cortazar caused the death of 34 filipinos and 1 woman in a tropical storm on the middle of the point nemo.

by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 7, 2018

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Krab

a dumb ass nigga

this nigga a krab

by Giesh January 22, 2019

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Mr. Krabbing

When you've blown your goddamn motherfuckin' mind and the world doesn't make sense anymore.

Also utter confusion or awkward situations with strong desire of needing escape.

"My friend thought the umbilical cord was attached to the pregnant woman's belly button."
"It's not?"
"What? No."
"Sorry, I'm Mr. Krabbing super hard right now."
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"So he came up to me and said 'Hey girl you're the only ten I see,' and I started Mr. Krabbing so hard."

by kittenbean June 11, 2018

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Mr. Krabs

I quote "MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY , ooh a penny!" -Mr. Krabs

A person: That fucking Mr. Krabs is hoarding all his fuckin money!

Mr. Krabs: oh thx for your wallet

by Decemberkris July 27, 2022

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Mr. Krabs

A fat jewish tomato that likes booty.

Mr. Krabs thicc as hell

by ratched a** March 25, 2020

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Krabbing Around

Light Insult;
To camp inside a marked zone in any video game and proceed to explain that is not.

To abuse the rights of administrator logs and access then to proceed to deny it.

Niko was krabbing around about hiding on DayZ.

by Myrth0001 October 11, 2025

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