Pig Knees 

When a humans cartilage decides it hates its life so it has to be replaced with pig bits. Side effects involve casual oinking, developing cravings for swill and the occasional urge to hunt for truffles.

"Hey, do you smell bacon?"
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."

"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."

Pig Knees by Dan Collette October 25, 2017

Tippy knees 

The act of elevating to the tallest point possible while on your knees.

Stephanie while providing sucking privilege had to get on her tippy knees in order to get my entire shaft down her throat.

Tippy knees by LemmeF1ndOut October 8, 2020

Lose The Knees 

Being way beyond the stage of intoxicated, to the point in which you begin to stagger and fall. Hereby losing the knees and the ability to walk.

If he continues to drink vodka, he is gonna Lose The Knees.

I was so shmammered last night that I lost the knees when trying to walk home.

Lose The Knees by Shmuckered October 11, 2010

Viet-meh-knees 

The action of when two women are in front of a third person, one in front of each knee, bang their vagina against the third persons knees. The third person can be male or female.

I just had Mary and Sue Viet-meh-knees me. It actually felt really cool.

Viet-meh-knees by J.J. Georvid September 22, 2016

SHELBY'S KNEES 

A PERSON WHO HAS LITTLE OR NO KNEES OR STRAIGHT LEGS.
NORMALLY BEN FINGLAND'S GIRLFRIEND AND ARE NEVER VERY SEXY AT ALL.
UGLY AND STUPID, PEOPLE WITH SHELBY'S KNEES ARE ALSO KNOWN AS KINGS OR QUEENS OF VIRGINITY

SHE'S FLAT AND FAT AND SHE'S GOT SHELBY'S KNEES
LET ME LICK YOUR STRAIGHT LEGS OR SHELBY'S LEGS

SHELBY'S KNEES by teddypuppy February 27, 2017

Old ass knees 

Whenever Jaylen Shippen walks or shows his knees

Damm jayship old ass knees dickhead

Old ass knees by Dombih March 15, 2019

Keeg’s Knees

Keeg has no knee caps. Therefore he has never caped. He can’t cap, he is keeg with no cap.

I shit my self and threw the turd like Peyton Manning bro Keeg’s knees dawg

Keeg’s Knees by Peequivers December 30, 2022