Kimmit

The action of rudely ignoring the people you most commenly are around by texting other individuals or listening to your Ipod.

I was trying to make a move on my girlfriend on our date, but she "kimmed it"

Dude, i'm trying to bond with you, why do you have the need to kimmit?

by Relishtheif342 May 4, 2011

Kimmunism

Everyone stays in the corner for 10 hours with a piss bucket

Do you think kimmunism is the way forward?

by beesechurger6969 October 16, 2020

Kimm

A true friend with a great heart and a loving personality. He is the sexiest older guy you could ever run into, mainly due to his kind nature. Will do anything for you, and ALWAYS has your best interests in mind.
Is also a great father. His kids don't want to go out on weekends. All their friends want to hang at his house.

Dude, I am so bummed.

It's alright, bro. I got a Kimm on retainer.

by Austin3:16 April 13, 2010

Kimmy

A Kimmy is a girl with brown hair, hazel eyes, and is very short. She's rude to people, just not her best friend. She's brutally honest but people love her anyway. She's smart and is very hard working. She's a bro. :D Oh, and she loves her best friend and cousins.

Kimmy ; Hey, best friend your a kool kat.

Best Friend ; I love you, too :D

Kimmy ; But I hate your boyfriend sometimes.

Best Friend ; Fair Enough

Kimmy ; Hey Best Friend's boyfriend.

Boyfriend ; Hey, do you hate me?

Kimmy ; Not today...

by ALLTIMELOW. May 12, 2011

Kimmy hed

This word is a trick word for pranks in real meaning of give me head which is when a person sucks on a shlong

Yah my name is kimmy hed. okay thank you. Order for kimmy hed oh wait shit 😬

by Cheesy ligma December 31, 2021

kimming it

When ur so stupid and fake that everyone gets annoyed by u

Stupid hoe : omg im sooo bored lets go to taco bell
Girl : omg shut up you always are kimming it!
Stupid hoe : the fuck

by lady125 April 15, 2015

Dirty Kimmi

A Dirty Kimmi is when you insert a strawberry blowpop in your butthole while 69ing on top of a 95' Mazda Miata surrounded by a full naked orchestra in the middle of a cornfield. Each member of the orchestra also has a blow pop up their bum but not necessarily strawberry. Oh and they're playing ACDC's "Thunderstruck".

I think it’s time to preform a dirty Kimmi

by Helena Handbasket June 5, 2021