Juno Watt

The most-talked about celeb of 2009... everyone's talking to her on their cellphones... in TV interviews... can't resist mentioning her to their friends...

'Juno Watt ? I think I may be pregnant...'

'Juno Watt ? I got tickets for Mariah's tour...

by mikroth December 12, 2009

juno uranus

Eating pumpkin pie out of someones anus while wearing clown makup.

Joani asked John, do you want me to juno uranus?

by Hillbilly Hustler November 1, 2017

juno uranus

Eating pumpkin pie out of someone’s anus while wearing clown makeup.

Joani asked John, do you want me to juno uranus?

by Hillbilly Hustler November 1, 2017

Juno

A small brown dog, that people call a stupid bitch

Person 1: is that your dog?
person 2: yeah her name us Juno

by Sidewhore May 4, 2018

Junoism

Those fuckers who worship money.

Derived from Roman goddess Juno (marriage, childbirth and youth) money was first minted in her temple in Rome.

I never knew that there was a religion called Junoism.

by Pjs she April 1, 2018

Juno

You know. Do you know.

Juno it is raining today, Hulio?

by Exersize313 October 4, 2018

Juno

A fat dog

Juno, you’re fat!

by Junooooo May 26, 2019