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Stoweaway Jose

Jose Cuervo and Sailor Jerry in one drink, no mixer, no subsitutes.
Yo, will pounded the shit out of that stoweaway jose, what a man.
by grenerd February 8, 2009
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Undercover José

While you are getting dome, cum in the girl's mouth. She then spits the cum in your asshole, and you proceed to fart the cum all over her face.
Undercover José- I think its quite self explanatory
by ThatOneNozZ January 26, 2010
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marie-josee

the most amazing girl you will ever meet, funny, caring, loving, beautiful, usually tall, fit, and very sexy. Is a man's best choice for a girlfriend because she is a very nurturing and devoted girlfriend. Loves romance, passion, but is also a freak in bed! Very sexual yet innocent, classy, humble, and honest at the same time. She is the epitome o f a true Lady. She may come off as annoying weird or phony at first, but when you get to know her you see her beautiful true colors shine as she is the complete oposite of any negative things.
Mj is the best, i wish she wanted me.
I want to bring Marie-Josee home to my family
by nicolas james September 22, 2012
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Josefine

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Josefine is a common girls name in western Europe.

Only the most amazing people in the world are named Josefine. They are very out going and many people look up to them. They are always ready to have fun and party but can also have moments when they just want to relax. Everyone should be friends with someone named Josefine.
Person 1: "Hey do you know her? She is pretty amazing."

Person 2: "You're right she is. She must be named Josefine!"
by CaNdYaPpLe5 February 5, 2010
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Jose

Jose is a big dick daddy for all the girls and usually have a lot of friends they can be annoying or rude sometimes ,but is so lovable he's kind,handsome, smart, caring , funny, and mature which means he has a large penis and says dirty jokes. A jose is talented and a real man in the bed that will have you come out in a wheelchair if you let him play ruff. A jose is someone everyone wants , but jose will pick a special one he is a once in a life time man don't let him leave you because you will regret it.
All girls:"OMG is that Jose"
One girl:"He's mine back off "
Jose:"There's enough of me for all of you"
by 123bat March 28, 2019
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San Jose

A city in Northern California; The heart of silicon valley, the 10th largest U.S. city, and one of the safest cities in the United States. Home to the San Jose Sharks, San Jose Stealth Lacrosse, and an annual Grand Prix. Awesome weather . . . a drive away from Tahoe, San Francisco, and the Monteray Bay. My hometown, and an great city.
Me: San Jose's pretty sick
Douche: What's San Jose?
Me: Fuck You
by Bellair February 14, 2006
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San Jose Sandwich

Sexual position in which the male applies peanut butter to his genital area and the woman applies jelly to her genital area and participate in any sexual contact.
That San Jose Sandwich last night was awesome!
by alpochinoo October 3, 2011
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