jooked

in cricketing terms on a saturday league game, it means to be given out by an umpire from the same team when it should not have been out

harry afzal: yo butty how many runs did u make today
imran butt: bruv the umpire fuking jooked me and i got a golden. im gona shank him in the car park after the game, you backing it?
Harry :nah man if u get jooked, its a mina ting get me, youll get a 50 next week.

by jim anthonyg June 23, 2008

Jook

Used mainly in Belfast, Ireland:

Slang for 'Look'. But in an informal, casual manner.

Often follows the word wee.

Have you tried that new noodle bar in town?

No, I had wee jook in the other day but didn't fancy it

by bananafish1 December 7, 2011

joojoobs

A type of soft, chewy, succulent candy, often fruit-flavored.

"Ralf, from Ed, Edd'n'Eddy, likes joojoobs."

by Dave March 26, 2004

jookeymandude

A retarded abnormally short virgin frenchman.

Tim Soooooooooocy is a jookeymandude

by Mund March 23, 2005

jookin

a popular club dance in memphis and also in baltimore

remember when Darian was high last night, he was a jookin ass nigga

by fresh azimiz April 20, 2010

joojoo eyeball

A term used in the song "Come together" by the Beatles, yet no one has a clue wat it means.

He got JooJoo Eyeball

by Llamagirl March 4, 2008

jockomplisment

Something a jock or maybe an idiot would think to be a huge accomplishment. It is supposed to sound like "accomplishment"

Jock 1: DUDE. I JUST TOTALLY CHUGGED LIKE A GALLON OF BEER AND DIDNT THROW UP FOR LIKE, 20 MINUTES.

Jock 2: DUDE NO WAY. ALL RIGHT!!!!

Intelligent bystander: What a jockomplisment

by LOOLOOLOOLOO August 25, 2009