Connering

The act of shoving your finger up your ass and putting it up your nose in public

"Yo I think he's Connering" "AH FUCK"

by El Bonobo September 18, 2025

Jimmy Jonesing

When you are addicted to Jimmy John's sandwiches and you haven't eaten there in a while, you start craving it.

Guy 1: Dude its been almost 24 hours since I've eaten at JJ's, I'm starting to withdrawal.

Guy 2: I know man me too, I'm Jimmy Jonesing!

Guy 1: Let's go before it's too late!!!

by Fletch2theSketch October 16, 2008

Facebook jonesing

When a person has a strong desire to check their Facebook page but doesn't have access to a computer, mobile device or the site is blocked, usually at work.

Also called "fajonesing"

You must really be Facebook jonesing right now.

by WingoftheSun May 14, 2011

Jerry Jonesing

To fondle, caress, grope, or otherwise "second base" a girl from behind.

Damn that girl looks good, I'm going to do some serious Jerry Jonesing if I can get behind her in line!

by kmillertime August 7, 2014

Jon Jonesing

To avoid fighting someone.

Diego wants to fight Yair but Yair is Jon Jonesing him.

by MMAmonkey8 June 11, 2025