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Jonesing

Cheating in a lead up to a MMA/sporting event
I Jon Jonesd that win over Guffy. I was so Jon Jonesing in the lead up
by Che Doolers December 27, 2018
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Jimmy Jonesing

When you are addicted to Jimmy John's sandwiches and you haven't eaten there in a while, you start craving it.
Guy 1: Dude its been almost 24 hours since I've eaten at JJ's, I'm starting to withdrawal.

Guy 2: I know man me too, I'm Jimmy Jonesing!

Guy 1: Let's go before it's too late!!!
by Fletch2theSketch October 16, 2008
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Jonesing

Emitting a dramatically narcissistic, self centered personality, Believing genuinely that they are a perfect, godlike being.
"What an absolute joneser."
"Stop jonesing! You are not on top of the world!"
by KingChickenSandwich March 31, 2023
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jonesed up

pumped up, excited and wanting to do something. Example: On the TV series "Fast & Loud" he was about to buy an old lifted van & he asked Aaron what he thought and then he said "You're all jones up, you're gonna sleep in this thing tonight".
by Jonesed Up September 25, 2013
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Jonesing

To roast someone for a specific characteristic or trait in a joking manner.
Examples:
“Ol’ hotdog water breath havin’ ass”
“Ol’ peanut head havin’ ass”
“Ol’ not knowing your left from your right, lost in the woods head ass”

Usage:
“Tim was jonesing on Tom so hard”
by Saint Morales December 14, 2022
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Indiana Jonesed

When a person is sucking their thumb in their sleep, and you successfully replace their thumb with your dong without waking them.
My girlfriend was sleeping with her thumb in her mouth so I Indiana Jonesed her.
by Shaggytownsend February 27, 2016
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Jonese

Jonese is a very unique name first of all

& she is so kind and loyal but she can be rude if u get in her way. Jonese is into bad boys so she loves a good challenge in her relationships. she believes in god and she loves her bestfriend almost all the boys/girls are obsessed with her well like 10-15 boys/girls she has lots of friends. But she keeps her circle very small. She will trust you but if you break her trust that’s the end of it for you. Don’t mess with a JONESE instead of pissing her off once you find one keep her CLOSE.
Person 1 : dang she cute

Person 2 : it must be a jonese
by Lunatics Exists November 21, 2021
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