jodensleep

jerking off then sleeping

A: Hey i'm going to sleep
B: Night bro
A: Jodensleep
B: haha brotastic

by Bigbootybitchaz June 25, 2010

Jode

Jode Secretly judges you yet will cut a bitch that gets in your way
Loathes dogs, spiders, summer, daylight, and lint
Likes darkness but owns 10 nightlights
Jode is generous and forgiving

Jode likes the darkness of winter

by Jode143 November 24, 2021

Joddie

A sweet and wonderful person who lives, loves and laughs. Someone who is all about family and hard work and fun.

She had a party and everyone felt related, she made them all feel like family. She is a Joddie.

by midnitelady February 3, 2010

Joned

To be drunk, yet you dont have to drink to be joned

mate 1: Proper joned last night man
mate 2: But your straight edge though
mate 1: I know man!

by jonedassbrother July 19, 2010

Jedediah

An uncommonly used biblical name. Popular mostly in the southern United States. Associated with rednecks.

Oh man! Did you see that? Jedediah just ran in from the backyard at full speed and forgot to stop before he hit the kitchen cabinets. I hope he's okay.

by EllieSineadMcGuinnessMarques January 10, 2012

joned

verb. The combination of the two words owned and jewed.
A person getting jewed, and thus owned.

Corban: Man, the apartment complex kept all of out deposit even though there was nothing wrong with it!

Dallas: Yeah, we got joned!

by hidden lawyer April 26, 2006

JoDean

A JoDean is a term used to describe one who is consistently on a "chocolate high"

The darker the berry the sweeter the juice!

"You better watch yo' man Shawanda! That girl is a JoDean!"

by thenigs February 5, 2010