Jizzy

Another way of saying "Jesus"

I put it on Jizzy no cap

by clown_man May 5, 2021

shiz jizzy

Used to describe a bad situation.

Ohh man this shits "shiz jizzy" - when youve caught ur mum in bed with the family dog.

by JAG April 21, 2004

Big Boat Jizzy

The stuff that spurts from the cock of sailors on large racing yachts

I gave that slut a load of big boat jizzy last night
Your a wanker that's full of big boat jizzy

by Ralphy Suttle June 10, 2003

Jizzy Fizz Suprise

A manmade soda made from a mixture of male seamen and any type of cola by any man with a girl friend or wife. Then this drink is given to the male's partner with the partner not yet knowing there is cum in her drink. After drinking some of it, the woman should be suprised.

I just gave my wife a Jizzy Fizz Suprise and she gulped it down.

by Vaginal Disschargation July 20, 2009

Jizzy Sanchez

Like a 'dirty sanchez' but with jizz. Girlfriend gets manpaste on her hand and smears over boyfriends mouth and face, leaving him crying like a girl and thinking hes gay because he has jizz on him.

wank wank wank >jizzes<
Girl: ohh look bb
Boy: what babe?
Girl wipes jizz all over his lips
Girl: Jizzy Sanchez FTW!! Pwned bb!!
Boy: screaming like girl nooooooooo, eeewwww/screaming like girl

by Miss Goatse August 1, 2008

jizzy izzy

The sluttiest bitch you’ll ever see. Basically a tiny Regina George.

That girl suck a hoe she just a jizzy izzy.

by Jizzy Izzy April 21, 2018

jrizzy

A skinny lightskin virgin that gets no doonies at any typa day

Yo that dude gets no play he must be a “jrizzy”

by Rendawgg September 12, 2020