Jizdom

When , immediately after jacking off, your mind is cast out into the depths of the universe to see knowledge you could not dream to acquire in any other way. While once you were ignorant now you are enlightened.

Guy 1: Hey , did you study for that test next period?
Guy 2: Hell naw! But last night I jacked off and got some jizdom, can fucking speak Spanish now.
Guy 1: it’s a Trigonometry test you fucking idiot.
Guy 2: Fuuuuuu...

by ElectricSun January 6, 2019

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jizdom

Noun, rhymes with "Wisdom" referring to any advice which brings more pleasure to the giver than the receiver.

See also "advice."

All of his advice was self-satisfied jizdom.

by twunch January 16, 2019

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Jizdazzeled

Covered in seman with colorful light glistening from ther spoog

After she is almost done I will make sure her entire face is Jizdazzeled.

by Admiral radman February 8, 2019

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Jize

Simultaneously doing jazz hands and smizing (smiling with your eyes)

Yo, a Cappella kids always jize during performances, like how do you do that shit in unison.

by daniellefa April 4, 2020

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jizes krayst

It's a metaphor that used in persain/Farsi when you want to be soo Western (ish) but have no education once or ever and no idea why are you saying this , usually used by shallow personalities whom believe that having lots of sexual partners means happiness .
It could have a alternative like "ya mamad e moghadas ", but it's not really an alternative and just another shallow expression for showing you are amazed or shocked .

+ : hey mammad did you know there are fishes who can fly ?!
Mammad : jizes krayst , Kos nagoo .

by AmirTaman October 24, 2020

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