When , immediately after jacking off, your mind is cast out into the depths of the universe to see knowledge you could not dream to acquire in any other way. While once you were ignorant now you are enlightened.
Guy 1: Hey , did you study for that test next period?
Guy 2: Hell naw! But last night I jacked off and got some jizdom, can fucking speak Spanish now.
Guy 1: it’s a Trigonometry test you fucking idiot.
Guy 2: Fuuuuuu...
Guy 2: Hell naw! But last night I jacked off and got some jizdom, can fucking speak Spanish now.
Guy 1: it’s a Trigonometry test you fucking idiot.
Guy 2: Fuuuuuu...
by ElectricSun January 6, 2019
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See also "advice."
See also "advice."
All of his advice was self-satisfied jizdom.
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Get the Jize mug.It's a metaphor that used in persain/Farsi when you want to be soo Western (ish) but have no education once or ever and no idea why are you saying this , usually used by shallow personalities whom believe that having lots of sexual partners means happiness .
It could have a alternative like "ya mamad e moghadas ", but it's not really an alternative and just another shallow expression for showing you are amazed or shocked .
It could have a alternative like "ya mamad e moghadas ", but it's not really an alternative and just another shallow expression for showing you are amazed or shocked .
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